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09-24-2005, 08:10 AM
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#46 | | He who does not skim
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09-24-2005, 09:58 AM
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#47 | | Your ad here. ;)
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Country:  | Oh MAN! I think I will skip telling that one to my wife though!
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09-24-2005, 10:10 AM
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#48 | | Senior Member
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| I was told this one today... The guy said that the girls like it - im not sure. | |
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09-24-2005, 12:56 PM
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#49 | | Konfused with a 'K'
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09-24-2005, 02:00 PM
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#50 | | Master of Ewes
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10-06-2005, 11:34 AM
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| Officer approaches to a private and tells him:
-Tomorrow General comes to our base for inspection.I want you to paint this rocket.Here's a bucket with paint.
-Yes, sir.
In few hours private realizes that he has painted almost the whole rocket, but he can't paint it's top: it's to high for him.So he throws a bucket at the top of the rocket.The bucket catches on the rocket's nose upside down, paint pours out of the bucket and covers the rocket.The rocket is painted!
But now private can't get his bucket which is stuck at the top of rocket.
-I'll think up something tomorrow.
Next day.General comes to the rocket and sees a bucket at the top of it.
-What the hell is this! - asks he.
-It's a neutron reflector,sir! - answers private.
-I know it's a neutron reflector, I'm asking you why it is not painted! | |
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10-06-2005, 12:08 PM
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#52 | | He who does not skim
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10-06-2005, 12:09 PM
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10-06-2005, 01:14 PM
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#54 | | Master of Ewes
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"Reminds me of the time I sank the Tirpitz" comments a Spitfire pilot, "One pass of course, old boy." | |
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10-07-2005, 10:04 AM
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#55 | | Konfused with a 'K'
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10-07-2005, 10:34 AM
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#56 | | Your ad here. ;)
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Country: | I knew some officers like that.
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10-07-2005, 10:54 AM
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__________________  "Success is not Final, Failure is not Fatal, it is the Courage to Continue that Counts"
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10-08-2005, 08:29 AM
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#58 | | Senior Member
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| almost like froém the monthy pythons... | |
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10-17-2005, 04:40 PM
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#59 | | Senior Member
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| A Jewish one:
Mr. Kohn stands in front of the Butchery. Than he walks in and akss the shop assitant. "How much is the proky knee?" Suddenly a lightning hits the ground near him. He rolls his eyes to the sky and says "What? I can't just ask?" | |
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10-18-2005, 05:57 AM
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#60 | | Your ad here. ;)
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Country: | hehe. I am not sure everyone will get that, but I did.
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