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OK,you started jokes about penises...
A whiteman traveler is drinking in a Jamaiacan bar
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10-25-2005, 06:56 AM
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OK,you started jokes about penises...
A whiteman traveler is drinking in a Jamaiacan bar
He goes to the bathroom and starts to piss
Next to him comes a Jamaiacan and starts to piss too
He has "WY" tatooed on his dick
The whiteman asks? "Sir, why do you have WY tatooed on your penis?"
"My girfriend's name is WENDY and when we make love, it shows her name"
"Ah"
After some drinking he goes to the toilletroom for the second time
Next to him comes a big black Jamaican, who has pretty the same tatoo on his dick: WY
The whiteman, sligthly drunk, tells him: "Yeah, I know, yer girl's called WENDY, am I right?"
"Nope, I don't have a girfriend"
"So why do you have WY on your dick then?"
"Oh this... It's not complete. When I have erction, it says "Welcome to Jamaica and have a nice Day!" | 
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10-25-2005, 04:10 PM
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Thats funny,
How could you not get my joke, the guy thought that the Leprachaun could magicly make his penis bigger on the condition that he gives the Leprachaun a BJ, hense
he does it, it takes about 30 seconds to finish,
and the guy asks "So why isnt my Penis getting bigger"?
The Midget starts Giggling, "what" the Guy said,
"I cant believe you actually thought I was a Leprachaun"
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10-25-2005, 04:39 PM
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10-25-2005, 04:42 PM
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10-25-2005, 04:47 PM
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10-25-2005, 04:51 PM
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10-25-2005, 09:36 PM
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10-26-2005, 05:52 AM
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10-26-2005, 04:26 PM
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10-26-2005, 04:29 PM
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10-26-2005, 05:33 PM
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10-26-2005, 06:05 PM
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10-27-2005, 05:42 AM
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Why did Hitler commit suicide?
He saw the Gas Bill.
Nah I agree Gnomey, its is a good idea.
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