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Old 10-27-2005, 05:51 AM   #91
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I know that joke, it's an old one! Lol

Know why Jews have so much big noses?
Cuase the Air is free!
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Old 10-27-2005, 11:24 AM   #92
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HEY - HOW DO YOU KNOW IF YOU HAVE "BIRD FLU?"

WHEN YOU START CRAPPING ON THE WINSHIELD OF YOU'RE CAR!

HOW DO YOU KNOW IF YOUR THANKSGIVING TURKEY HAS BIRD FLU?

WHEN YOU USE A MEAT THEROMETER BEFORE COOKING IT AND IT HAS A TEMPERATURE....
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Old 10-27-2005, 11:24 AM   #93
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Good ones.
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Old 10-28-2005, 04:31 PM   #94
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Heres one I made up myself today:

Q. What did Nelson Mandela do with his spare time in Prison?

A. He played Cricket. You can tell by his prison number - 46664.

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Old 10-28-2005, 06:22 PM   #95
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Nice ones FBJ

CC not bad for one you just made up
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Old 10-29-2005, 03:06 AM   #96
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What is the difference between a Terrorist and a woman on PMS?

You can Negotiate with The Terrorist.
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Old 10-29-2005, 07:26 AM   #97
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"Doctor, Doctor! Ive got a cricket ball stuck up my arse!"

"Howzat?"

"Dont you start as well!"
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Old 10-31-2005, 03:47 AM   #104
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A British bloke drives in his car in France.
He starts the radio: "Attention! Attention! Some lunatic is driving in an opposite direction! Watch out!"
Brit: "Sheesh.... If only one!"
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