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Know why Jews have so much big noses?
Cuase the ... |
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10-27-2005, 05:51 AM
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| I know that joke, it's an old one! Lol
Know why Jews have so much big noses?
Cuase the Air is free! | 
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10-27-2005, 11:24 AM
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#92 | | IP/Mech THE GREAT GAZOO
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Country:  | HEY - HOW DO YOU KNOW IF YOU HAVE "BIRD FLU?"
WHEN YOU START CRAPPING ON THE WINSHIELD OF YOU'RE CAR!
HOW DO YOU KNOW IF YOUR THANKSGIVING TURKEY HAS BIRD FLU?
WHEN YOU USE A MEAT THEROMETER BEFORE COOKING IT AND IT HAS A TEMPERATURE....
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10-27-2005, 11:24 AM
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10-28-2005, 04:31 PM
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Q. What did Nelson Mandela do with his spare time in Prison?
A. He played Cricket. You can tell by his prison number - 46664. 
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10-28-2005, 06:22 PM
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CC not bad for one you just made up
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10-29-2005, 03:06 AM
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You can Negotiate with The Terrorist.
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And my misfits way of life.
A dark black past is my
Most valued possession.
Hindsight is always 20-20,
But looking back its still a bit fuzzy.
Speak of mutually assured destruction?
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10-29-2005, 07:26 AM
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10-29-2005, 07:32 AM
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Enscription on Hugh Dowding's (AOC Fighter Command 1936-40) statue in London
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10-29-2005, 08:30 AM
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10-29-2005, 09:11 AM
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10-30-2005, 10:19 AM
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"Howzat?"
"Dont you start as well!"
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10-30-2005, 10:33 AM
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Enscription on Hugh Dowding's (AOC Fighter Command 1936-40) statue in London
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10-30-2005, 01:55 PM
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10-31-2005, 03:47 AM
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He starts the radio: "Attention! Attention! Some lunatic is driving in an opposite direction! Watch out!"
Brit: "Sheesh.... If only one!" | |
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10-31-2005, 06:34 AM
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