Quokes/Jotes...Continued! - Page 7 - Aircraft of World War II

Pisis · 10-27-2005, 05:51 AM

I know that joke, it's an old one! Lol

Know why Jews have so much big noses?
Cuase the Air is free!

FLYBOYJ · 10-27-2005, 11:24 AM

HEY - HOW DO YOU KNOW IF YOU HAVE "BIRD FLU?"

WHEN YOU START CRAPPING ON THE WINSHIELD OF YOU'RE CAR!

HOW DO YOU KNOW IF YOUR THANKSGIVING TURKEY HAS BIRD FLU?

WHEN YOU USE A MEAT THEROMETER BEFORE COOKING IT AND IT HAS A TEMPERATURE....

cheddar cheese · 10-27-2005, 11:24 AM

Good ones.

cheddar cheese · 10-28-2005, 04:31 PM

Heres one I made up myself today:

Q. What did Nelson Mandela do with his spare time in Prison?

A. He played Cricket. You can tell by his prison number - 46664.

Gnomey · 10-28-2005, 06:22 PM

Nice ones FBJ

CC not bad for one you just made up

102first_hussars · 10-29-2005, 03:06 AM

What is the difference between a Terrorist and a woman on PMS?

You can Negotiate with The Terrorist.

the lancaster kicks ass · 10-29-2005, 07:26 AM

ouch.........

Gnomey · 10-29-2005, 07:32 AM

Nonskimmer · 10-29-2005, 08:30 AM

cheddar cheese · 10-29-2005, 09:11 AM

Pretty good

cheddar cheese · 10-30-2005, 10:19 AM

"Doctor, Doctor! Ive got a cricket ball stuck up my arse!"

"Howzat?"

"Dont you start as well!"

Gnomey · 10-30-2005, 10:33 AM

trackend · 10-30-2005, 01:55 PM

Is it true that a menstrual cycle is a type of Italian moped

Pisis · 10-31-2005, 03:47 AM

A British bloke drives in his car in France.
He starts the radio: "Attention! Attention! Some lunatic is driving in an opposite direction! Watch out!"
Brit: "Sheesh.... If only one!"

Gnomey · 10-31-2005, 06:34 AM

10-27-2005, 05:51 AM	#91
Pisis Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Praga Mater Urbium Posts: 5,859	I know that joke, it's an old one! Lol Know why Jews have so much big noses? Cuase the Air is free! __________________ "He's a menace to himself and everything else in the air... yes, birds too." - Airplane! Memory of Nation Why Did Hitler Want Czechoslovakia WW2 Was A War That Had To Be Fought! What Really Happened in Israel? Children of Hamas

10-27-2005, 11:24 AM	#92
FLYBOYJ IP/Mech THE GREAT GAZOO Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Colorado, USA Posts: 16,874	HEY - HOW DO YOU KNOW IF YOU HAVE "BIRD FLU?" WHEN YOU START CRAPPING ON THE WINSHIELD OF YOU'RE CAR! HOW DO YOU KNOW IF YOUR THANKSGIVING TURKEY HAS BIRD FLU? WHEN YOU USE A MEAT THEROMETER BEFORE COOKING IT AND IT HAS A TEMPERATURE.... __________________ > I Support Doug Gillis <

10-28-2005, 06:22 PM	#95
Gnomey "World Traveller" Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Royal Deeside/St Andrews, Scotland, UK Posts: 16,525	Nice ones FBJ CC not bad for one you just made up __________________ "Success is not Final, Failure is not Fatal, it is the Courage to Continue that Counts" Sir Winston Churchill "To him the People of the World Largely owe the Freedom and Liberties they Enjoy Today" Enscription on Hugh Dowding's (AOC Fighter Command 1936-40) statue in London WW2 Talk: A WW2 Discussion Forum My Photo Collections on Flickr

10-29-2005, 03:06 AM	#96
102first_hussars Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Edmonton,Alberta Posts: 2,259	What is the difference between a Terrorist and a woman on PMS? You can Negotiate with The Terrorist. __________________ Hello me...meet the real me. And my misfits way of life. A dark black past is my Most valued possession. Hindsight is always 20-20, But looking back its still a bit fuzzy. Speak of mutually assured destruction? Nice story...tell it to readers digest!!!

10-29-2005, 07:26 AM	#97
the lancaster kicks ass Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 19,945	ouch......... __________________ "Reminds me of the time I sank the Tirpitz" comments a Spitfire pilot, "One pass of course, old boy."

10-27-2005, 11:24 AM	#93
cheddar cheese Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: WSM, England Posts: 20,387	Good ones.

10-28-2005, 04:31 PM	#94
cheddar cheese Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: WSM, England Posts: 20,387	Heres one I made up myself today: Q. What did Nelson Mandela do with his spare time in Prison? A. He played Cricket. You can tell by his prison number - 46664.

10-29-2005, 07:32 AM	#98
Gnomey "World Traveller" Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Royal Deeside/St Andrews, Scotland, UK Posts: 16,525	__________________ "Success is not Final, Failure is not Fatal, it is the Courage to Continue that Counts" Sir Winston Churchill "To him the People of the World Largely owe the Freedom and Liberties they Enjoy Today" Enscription on Hugh Dowding's (AOC Fighter Command 1936-40) statue in London WW2 Talk: A WW2 Discussion Forum My Photo Collections on Flickr

10-29-2005, 08:30 AM	#99
Nonskimmer Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Halifax, Nova Scotia Posts: 8,871

10-29-2005, 09:11 AM	#100
cheddar cheese Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: WSM, England Posts: 20,387	Pretty good

10-30-2005, 10:19 AM	#101
cheddar cheese Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: WSM, England Posts: 20,387	"Doctor, Doctor! Ive got a cricket ball stuck up my arse!" "Howzat?" "Dont you start as well!"

10-30-2005, 10:33 AM	#102
Gnomey "World Traveller" Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Royal Deeside/St Andrews, Scotland, UK Posts: 16,525	__________________ "Success is not Final, Failure is not Fatal, it is the Courage to Continue that Counts" Sir Winston Churchill "To him the People of the World Largely owe the Freedom and Liberties they Enjoy Today" Enscription on Hugh Dowding's (AOC Fighter Command 1936-40) statue in London WW2 Talk: A WW2 Discussion Forum My Photo Collections on Flickr

10-30-2005, 01:55 PM	#103
trackend Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Canvey Island, Essex Posts: 4,030	Is it true that a menstrual cycle is a type of Italian moped

10-31-2005, 03:47 AM	#104
Pisis Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Praga Mater Urbium Posts: 5,859	A British bloke drives in his car in France. He starts the radio: "Attention! Attention! Some lunatic is driving in an opposite direction! Watch out!" Brit: "Sheesh.... If only one!" __________________ "He's a menace to himself and everything else in the air... yes, birds too." - Airplane! Memory of Nation Why Did Hitler Want Czechoslovakia WW2 Was A War That Had To Be Fought! What Really Happened in Israel? Children of Hamas

10-31-2005, 06:34 AM	#105
Gnomey "World Traveller" Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Royal Deeside/St Andrews, Scotland, UK Posts: 16,525	__________________ "Success is not Final, Failure is not Fatal, it is the Courage to Continue that Counts" Sir Winston Churchill "To him the People of the World Largely owe the Freedom and Liberties they Enjoy Today" Enscription on Hugh Dowding's (AOC Fighter Command 1936-40) statue in London WW2 Talk: A WW2 Discussion Forum My Photo Collections on Flickr

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