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11-02-2005, 02:17 PM
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#106 | | IP/Mech THE GREAT GAZOO
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11-02-2005, 02:43 PM
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11-04-2005, 02:11 PM
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#108 | | Senior Member
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Country: | I'm not sure if this is the right place to stick these audio files but I'm sure you guys will tell me where to stick them if not.  |
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11-04-2005, 02:17 PM
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#109 | | Konfused with a 'K'
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11-04-2005, 03:25 PM
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#110 | | Senior Member
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Country: | If the second audio clip is too near ahem the knuckle I can remove it in a trice |
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11-04-2005, 07:52 PM
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#111 | | Senior Member
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11-04-2005, 08:02 PM
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#112 | | He who does not skim
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Country: | And true. The Ottawa Senators suck hard! 
Hard to believe they're Canadian, eh?
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11-04-2005, 08:23 PM
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#113 | | Minister of Whoopass
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Country: | This Dude and his Blonde girlfriend are watching the news on TV one night, and the late breaking news says that there was a tremendous explosion in Brazil...
The newscaster states that 28 Brazilian people had died in the explosion....
The Blonde looks over to her boyfriend and states:
"Honey, how much is a Brazillion???"
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11-04-2005, 09:16 PM
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#114 | | Senior Member
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11-05-2005, 04:11 AM
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#115 | | Senior Member
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11-06-2005, 03:27 AM
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#116 | | Master of Ewes
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how's a woman like KFC?
once you've had the breast and thigh all that's left is a greasy box to put your bone in 
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11-06-2005, 07:18 AM
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#117 | | Your ad here. ;)
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11-06-2005, 08:09 AM
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#118 | | Konfused with a 'K'
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Originally Posted by the lancaster kicks ass
how's a woman like KFC?
once you've had the breast and thigh all that's left is a greasy box to put your bone in  | What if you order from the childrens menu and thus have no bone?
What if you have the Bargain Bucket, do you then put your bone in a Bucket?
What if you dont order chicken?
What if you throw the bones out the window instead of putting them back in the box?
There are fundamental flaws with that joke lanc, I suggest you revise them and repost it 
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11-06-2005, 08:58 AM
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#119 | | Senior Member
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11-06-2005, 10:50 AM
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