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11-07-2005, 07:17 AM
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| ****... A few days ago, I was in a hurry to job, I didn't manage to have a lunch so I bought this Twister in the KFC... It is expensive, untasty and on the top of it, it was COLD!!!!
I'll never ever go into these shitty fastfoods......... | 
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11-07-2005, 09:42 AM
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#122 | | Master of Ewes
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11-07-2005, 10:12 AM
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| stick a bone in it? | |
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11-07-2005, 10:24 AM
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#124 | | Master of Ewes
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11-07-2005, 12:13 PM
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| i know, seen it but didn't understand it properly... | |
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11-07-2005, 01:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Pisis sh*t... A few days ago, I was in a hurry to job, I didn't manage to have a lunch so I bought this Twister in the KFC... It is expensive, untasty and on the top of it, it was COLD!!!!
I'll never ever go into these sh*tty fastfoods......... | Tell me about it...McDonalds food is always cold and s*itty...the only fast food I like is the local Chicken house, they do good, delicious, quality, HOT chicken every time and it tastes great...Ill also eat Burger King cos they do a mean Bacon Double Cheeseburger...
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11-08-2005, 10:14 AM
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#127 | | Master of Ewes
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Country: | i like cornish fast food- the pasty!!
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11-08-2005, 10:50 AM
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| no burge king nor other **** around here... actually the best fastfoods are china bistros, owned by vietnamese. They are very kind, the meal is SO cheap and you almost cannot eat it all... that big it is!  | |
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11-09-2005, 02:36 PM
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#129 | | Konfused with a 'K'
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Country: | Same with out Chicken House...A load of turks own in and they understand what youve ordered so its kinda pot black what you get, but its nice 
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11-11-2005, 08:02 AM
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#130 | | Your ad here. ;)
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A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on the subject and,
finally getting all the necessary tools together, she made for the ice.
After positioning her comfy footstool, she started to make a circular cut in
the ice.
Suddenly, from the sky, a voice boomed: "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."
Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice, poured a cup of cappuccino
from her thermos, and began to cut yet another hole.
Again from the heavens the voice bellowed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE
ICE."
The blonde, now worried, moved away, clear down to the opposite end of the
ice. She set up her stool once more and tried again to cut her hole.
The voice came once more, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"
She stopped, looked skyward, and said, "Is that you, Lord?"
The voice replied, "NO, THIS IS THE MANAGER OF THE HOCKEY RINK."
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11-11-2005, 08:05 AM
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#131 | | He who does not skim
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11-11-2005, 08:14 AM
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11-11-2005, 12:22 PM
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#133 | | Master of Ewes
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11-18-2005, 04:30 PM
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| I've remembered this joke while reading the topic about Chinese threat.
Chinese generals are planning the battle:
- We will put one hundred million soldiers to the right flank and another hundred million to the left flank.
- And where will we send our tanks?
- They will be at the front. Both of them. | |
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11-18-2005, 07:43 PM
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| So the cowboy happens upon an Indian lying face down on the trail. After a bit the indian says in a low tone. "Large wagon....moving very fast.....four ponies pulling the wagon...very large whiteman driving. Wow says the cowboy, you can tell all that by listining to the ground. No, says the Indian, it just ran me over. | |
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