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Old 07-01-2006, 09:42 AM   #211
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my word that's in bad taste
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Hahaha thats great
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Old 07-01-2006, 07:47 PM   #213
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Old 07-02-2006, 10:46 AM   #214
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Old 07-02-2006, 10:18 PM   #215
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Here is a funny and clever scam!

A company takes out a newspaper advertisement claiming to be able to supply imported hard core pornographic videos. As their prices seem reasonable, people place orders and make payments via cheque. After several weeks, the company writes back explaining that under the present law they are unable to supply the materials and do not wish to be prosecuted. So they return their customers money in the form of a company cheque. However, due to the name of the company, few people ever bother to present these to their banks. The name of the company is: 'The Anal Sex and Fetish Perversion Company'.
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Old 07-02-2006, 10:25 PM   #216
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That's from the movie Lock Stock.
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Well there was this one guy who advertised in the newspaper that he sell blue movies and a lot of people ordered because it was so cheap. After a weak or two the guys got their movies, but the whole video only showed blue, they tried to sue the guy, but he said blue movies for sale.
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Pisis you don't have to post your porn collection......
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Ive seen Mr potatoe head but I've never seen Mr potatoe arms before Pisis looks like 50lbs of king edwards in a pair of latex tights
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Pisis that guy looks real nasty, it will give me nightmares now.

The pot one is good.
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