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07-21-2006, 07:47 AM
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#286 | | Siggy Master
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07-21-2006, 02:57 PM
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Country:  | A guy goes in an adult store and asks for an inflatable doll.
Guy behind the counter asks, "Male or female?"
Customer says, "Female."
Counter guy asks, "Black or white?"
Customer says, "White."
Counter guy asks, "Christian or Muslim?"
Customer says, "What the hell does religion have to do with it?"
Counter guy says, "The Muslim one blows itself up."
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07-21-2006, 02:59 PM
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07-21-2006, 09:57 PM
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#289 | | Senior Member
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07-22-2006, 03:25 AM
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#290 | | Siggy Master
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07-22-2006, 04:05 AM
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#291 | | Master of Ewes
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07-22-2006, 08:55 AM
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Country: | A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the freeway.
Nothing is moving.
Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What's going on?"
"Terrorists have kidnapped George Bush!"
They're asking for a $300 million ransom, otherwise they're going to douse them with petrol and set them on fire. We're going from car to car, taking up a collection."
The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving, on average?"
"About a litre."
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07-22-2006, 09:01 AM
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07-22-2006, 10:30 AM
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#294 | | Senior Member
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07-22-2006, 01:56 PM
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"To him the People of the World Largely owe the Freedom and Liberties they Enjoy Today"
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07-22-2006, 02:05 PM
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#296 | | Konfused with a 'K'
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__________________  with my one last gaping breath id apologise for bleeding on your shirt... | |
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07-23-2006, 05:08 AM
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"A good fighter pilot, like a good boxer, should have a knockout punch..... You will find one attack you prefer to all others. Work on it till you can do it to perfection... then use it whenever possible." - Captain Reade Tilley, USAAF 7 Victories, WW-II - | |
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07-23-2006, 02:34 PM
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Country: | Flyboy Goes to Heaven,
An air force officer arrives in heaven. St Peter asks him if he has ever done anything in his life that he believes makes him worthy of admittance to heaven. The officer flyboy replies; yes, I once went into a bar with four of my pilot friends and saw two Seabees harassing a young girl at the bar, so being a gentleman I went up to the biggest one and told him to leave this young lady alone. When he refused I told him again more forcefully. This time I slapped him across the face and told this Seabee to stand down. St Peter said this was a very good thing to do and asked when the pilot did this great act. The pilot replied; about 5 minutes ago! My friends should be here shortly!
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07-23-2006, 03:06 PM
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#299 | | Senior Member
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07-23-2006, 04:22 PM
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Oh my goodness that is a great one.
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