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10-08-2006, 01:47 PM
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10. Don't have to spend hours in the mall looking for accessories. The life support shop provides everything she needs.
9. Arguments are a lot shorter because you both use acronyms to insult each other.
8. She insists on buying a stroller with a gold plated canopy and the baby's name and callsign stenciled on the side.
7. A conversation about boom vs probe-n-drogue refueling turns into a night of dirty talking.
6. Her occupation takes her from 0-600mph in 18 seconds.
5. She brings you souviners from deployments in the travel pod. Everything was frozen but its the thought that counts.
4. She looks gorgeous in an evening gown or in a flightsuit.
3. You would never be tempted to cheat because you know she can put a GBU-10 through the bedroom window.
2. If she ever shoots down an enemy jet, you can spend the next 10 years telling everyone you meet "That was my wife!"
And the number one reason to marry a female fighter pilot:
1. She followed you into the men's room at the bar
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10-08-2006, 04:05 PM
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10-08-2006, 04:13 PM
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#603 | | aka Dickcheese
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10-08-2006, 05:49 PM
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#604 | | Master of Ewes
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10-08-2006, 07:12 PM
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Country: | I find it hilarious, but it's not true to life across all yorkshire. Since Yorkshire is so big, the variation is massive. Anyone on the outside of Yorkshire wouldn't understand unless they lived in Yorkshire for a good long time.
You cannot compare a man from North Yorkshire to one from South Yorkshire. It's ignorant of people to say "yorkshire people are ... "
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10-09-2006, 03:56 AM
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10-11-2006, 03:43 PM
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And yes he does see both sides as I do, so don't snap at my arse for it.
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10-11-2006, 09:35 PM
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#608 | | aka Dickcheese
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Country: | Hey humor is founded in reality. Just like stereotypes. I thought it was funny.
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10-12-2006, 03:56 AM
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"A good fighter pilot, like a good boxer, should have a knockout punch..... You will find one attack you prefer to all others. Work on it till you can do it to perfection... then use it whenever possible." - Captain Reade Tilley, USAAF 7 Victories, WW-II - | |
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10-12-2006, 07:55 AM
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Here's a joke.
The UN puts up a UN Soccer Team. Almost every nation is represented by one player there. but after they set up the whole team, someone asks: "But whom we will play against?"
"Israel" replies someone other.  | |
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10-12-2006, 03:47 PM
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"A good fighter pilot, like a good boxer, should have a knockout punch..... You will find one attack you prefer to all others. Work on it till you can do it to perfection... then use it whenever possible." - Captain Reade Tilley, USAAF 7 Victories, WW-II - | |
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10-12-2006, 04:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Pisis  Hehe.
Here's a joke.
The UN puts up a UN Soccer Team. Almost every nation is represented by one player there. but after they set up the whole team, someone asks: "But whom we will play against?"
"Israel" replies someone other. | 
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10-12-2006, 06:51 PM
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10-12-2006, 07:28 PM
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10-13-2006, 05:34 AM
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