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10-19-2006, 02:29 PM
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#631 | | Konfused with a 'K'
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10-19-2006, 05:41 PM
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#632 | | World Traveler
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10-19-2006, 05:44 PM
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#633 | | aka Dickcheese
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Country:  | Its amazing how that fad is begin to sunset.
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they made a difference in the world. But, the [U.S.]
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10-20-2006, 02:17 PM
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#634 | | aka Dickcheese
Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Washington State
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Country: | Five secrets of a perfect relationship:
1) It’s important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks, cleans and has a job.
2) It’s important to have a woman who can make you laugh.
3) It’s important to have a woman who you can trust and doesn't lie.
4) It’s important to have a woman who is good in bed and likes being with you.
5) It’s very, very important that these four b!tches don't know each other.
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"Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if
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Marines don't have that problem."
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10-20-2006, 02:30 PM
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#635 | | World Traveler
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__________________ "Success is not Final, Failure is not Fatal, it is the Courage to Continue that Counts"
Sir Winston Churchill
"To him the People of the World Largely owe the Freedom and Liberties they Enjoy Today"
Enscription on Hugh Dowding's (AOC Fighter Command 1936-40) statue in London
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10-20-2006, 06:24 PM
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#636 | | Siggy Master
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10-20-2006, 09:20 PM
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10-21-2006, 05:05 AM
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#638 | | Master of Ewes
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10-21-2006, 05:33 PM
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#639 | | Master of Ewes
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Country: | A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."
"What?" said the puzzled groom.
"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"
"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"
"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"
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10-21-2006, 05:36 PM
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#640 | | World Traveler
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__________________ "Success is not Final, Failure is not Fatal, it is the Courage to Continue that Counts"
Sir Winston Churchill
"To him the People of the World Largely owe the Freedom and Liberties they Enjoy Today"
Enscription on Hugh Dowding's (AOC Fighter Command 1936-40) statue in London
Moderator WW2 Talk: A WW2 Discussion Forum
My Photo Collections on Flickr
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10-21-2006, 07:38 PM
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10-22-2006, 06:50 AM
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#642 | | Siggy Master
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10-23-2006, 07:08 PM
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#643 | | Senior Member
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Country: | Most Brits will get this with the recent tension over Muslim women;
A woman receives a knock at the door, looking out the window she notices a Muslim woman at the door. So, she goes down and kneels down to the letterbox and says: "Hello, I'm going to talk through this to see how you like it!"
__________________ "When you go home tomorrow, don't expect anyone to know what you have been through. Even if they did know, most people probably wouldn't care anyway. Some of you may get the medals you deserve, many more of you will not. But remember this, all of you are now members of the front-line club, and that is the most exclusive club in the world." - Lt. Col. Matthew Maer CO 1st Battalion, the Princess of Wale's Royal Regiment. Camp Abu Naji, Oct. 2004  To those in that club. | |
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10-24-2006, 03:38 AM
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#644 | | Senior Member
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Country: | Order of Battle
ARMY - In the Army, the officers send the men off to fight.
NAVY - In the Navy, the officers lead the men into battle.
AIR FORCE - In the Air Force, the men send the officers off to fight.
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10-24-2006, 12:11 PM
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#645 | | aka Dickcheese
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Dubai, United Arab Emirates
[This is so outrageous that it is funny]
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