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Old 11-02-2006, 03:43 PM   #676
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Old 11-05-2006, 12:05 PM   #677
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well it made me giggle

warning- not for you kiddies...........
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For Syscom, cause he is management material.

For those government employees and bureaucrats who have problems with standard recipes, here's one that should make the grade--a classic version of the chocolate-chip cookie translated for easy reading.

Total Lead Time: 35 minutes.

Inputs:

1 cup packed brown sugar
1/2 cup granulated sugar
1/2 cup softened butter
1/2 cup shortening
2 eggs
1 1/2 cups all-purpose flour
1 teaspoon baking soda
1/2 teaspoon salt
12-ounce package semi-sweet chocolate pieces
1 cup chopped walnuts or pecans

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After procurement actions, decontainerize inputs. Perform measurement tasks on a case-by-case basis. In a mixing type bowl, impact heavily on brown sugar, granulated sugar, softened butter and shortening. Coordinate the interface of eggs and vanilla, avoiding an overrun scenario to the best of your skills and abilities.

At this point in time, leverage flour, baking soda and salt into a bowl and aggregate. Equalize with prior mixture and develop intense and continuous liaison among inputs until well-coordinated. Associate key chocolate and nut subsystems and execute stirring operations.

Within the time frame, take action to prepare the heating environment for throughout by manually setting the oven baking unit by hand to a temperature of 375 degrees Fahrenheit (190 degrees Celsius). Drop mixture in an ongoing fashion from a teaspoon implement onto an ungreased cookie sheet at intervals sufficient enough apart to permit total and permanent separation of throughputs to the maximum extent practicable under operating conditions.

Position cookie sheet in a bake situation and surveil for 8 to 10 minutes or until cooking action terminates.

Initiate coordination of outputs within the cooling rack function. Containerize, wrap in red tape and disseminate to authorized staff personnel on a timely and expeditious basis.

Output:

Six dozen official government chocolate-chip units.

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Old 11-06-2006, 12:23 PM   #679
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well it made me giggle

warning- not for you kiddies...........

Sick humor. Always my favorite. Low brow humor must match my intelligence.
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Describing simple harmonic movement

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...and for the rest of us uneducated morons.
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It might have taken me 20 minutes...

But is there something behind her left arm.

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Brilliant! Uuuhhhhgg. What a day.
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that hitler in his bunker thing's one of the most surreal thing's i've ever seen if only i could understand german, can someone give the general gist? i made out luftwaffe i think and that's it........
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No wonder most of the world hates americans. How can those two old dolts be so arrogant to believe that someone from Kazakhstan is inherently that freaking stupid. I bet there is more backlash from this movie than will be immediately realized.
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