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11-10-2006, 02:51 PM
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#706 | | aka Dickcheese
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11-10-2006, 03:01 PM
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11-10-2006, 03:32 PM
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11-11-2006, 01:39 PM
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Country:  | Yesterday we took our 2 1/2 year old son to Glenbrook Vintage Railway for the Bi-Annual "Thomas the Tank Engine" day.
Lots to see and do, and a 1 hour train ride behind a 4-8-4-4 steam engine was on order for the day.
The young fella likes his "tomas" as he calls him, and gets pretty close on the names of all the other engines.
Walking along the platform with him perched on my shoulders looking round and going "WOW" every couple of seconds, we were in a reasonable sized crowd.
Now in the past when Sir Topam Hat aka "The Fat Controller" appears on TV, Adam would just point at him and say "WOW".
So why was it yesterday he thought he had best try it as we passed a large gentlemen dressed up as The Fat Controller in the crowd.
Suddenly, all everyone heard was....
"The Fat Cont"
Apparently he has trouble with the "roller" bit.
Mum went bright red, Dad just about peed his pants laughing as we walked off. 
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11-12-2006, 03:58 PM
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11-12-2006, 05:54 PM
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11-13-2006, 04:23 AM
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11-13-2006, 07:40 AM
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11-13-2006, 11:34 AM
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Originally Posted by k9kiwi  Yesterday we took our 2 1/2 year old son to Glenbrook Vintage Railway for the Bi-Annual "Thomas the Tank Engine" day.
Lots to see and do, and a 1 hour train ride behind a 4-8-4-4 steam engine was on order for the day.
The young fella likes his "tomas" as he calls him, and gets pretty close on the names of all the other engines.
Walking along the platform with him perched on my shoulders looking round and going "WOW" every couple of seconds, we were in a reasonable sized crowd.
Now in the past when Sir Topam Hat aka "The Fat Controller" appears on TV, Adam would just point at him and say "WOW".
So why was it yesterday he thought he had best try it as we passed a large gentlemen dressed up as The Fat Controller in the crowd.
Suddenly, all everyone heard was....
"The Fat Cont"
Apparently he has trouble with the "roller" bit.
Mum went bright red, Dad just about peed his pants laughing as we walked off. |
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11-13-2006, 02:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Pisis OMG!... Where do you dig these stupid cartoons from, V2? | somewhere in net, Pisis 
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11-13-2006, 02:44 PM
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11-14-2006, 02:27 PM
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11-14-2006, 02:34 PM
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11-14-2006, 02:39 PM
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11-14-2006, 03:39 PM
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