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A Sunday school teacher asked the children just before she dismissed them to go to ... |
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04-21-2006, 06:40 AM
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A Sunday school teacher asked the children just before she dismissed them to go to church, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?" Annie replied, "Because people are sleeping." | 
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04-24-2006, 03:07 AM
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__________________  "The German Luftwaffe always fought without any reserves. This is also the reason why we have pilots with extremely high numbers of victories."
- General der Jagdflieger Adolf Galland"  | |
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04-24-2006, 12:06 PM
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Door bell rings.
Jesus opens and sees Allah.
"Dad, did you order Shwoarma?" | |
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04-24-2006, 02:09 PM
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"A good fighter pilot, like a good boxer, should have a knockout punch..... You will find one attack you prefer to all others. Work on it till you can do it to perfection... then use it whenever possible." - Captain Reade Tilley, USAAF 7 Victories, WW-II - | |
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04-24-2006, 02:15 PM
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Billy, Bob, and Joe had died and they were in heaven. St. Peter told them, “Everybody here in heaven is naked, so if you think any bad thoughts your wings will fall of. As you bend to pick them up you will fall into hell.” So, Billy was there and he saw a naked woman p***ed him and he had a bad thought and his wings fell off. As he bent over to pick up his wings, he fell down towards hell. Bob was really struggling not to think about anything bad, but as a pair of woman p***ed him, he had a bad thought and his wings fell off. As he bent over to pick up his wings, Joe’s wings fell off.
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"And when he gets to heaven,
To Saint Peter he will tell;
One more marine reporting, sir-
I've served my time in hell." A marine gravemarker on guadalcanal
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04-24-2006, 03:38 PM
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04-26-2006, 11:55 AM
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Country: | It was the first day of school and a new student named Martinez, the son of a Mexican restaurateur entered the fourth grade.
The teacher said "Let's begin by reviewing some American history. Who said "Give me liberty, or give me Death"?
She saw a sea of blank faces, except Martinez, who had his hand up, "Patrick Henry 1775."
"Very Good"! Who said "Government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth? "
Again, no response except for Martinez: "Abraham Lincoln, 1863." he said.
The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed. Martinez, who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do".
She heard a loud whisper. "Screw the Mexicans" "Who said that?" she demanded.
Martinez put his hand up. "Jim Bowie. 1836."
At that point, a student in the back said. "I'm gonna puke".
The teacher glares, and asks "All right! Now, who said that?"
Again, Martinez says "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister. 1991"
Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? Suck this! "
Martinez jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher "Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky. 1997!"
Now with almost a mob hysteria someone said, "You little ****. if you say anything I'll kill you."
Martinez frantically yells at the top of his voice, "Gary Condit to Chandra Levy 2001."
The teacher fainted. and as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, "Oh ****, we're in Big trouble!"
Martinez said, "Saddam Hussein 2003"
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"And when he gets to heaven,
To Saint Peter he will tell;
One more marine reporting, sir-
I've served my time in hell." A marine gravemarker on guadalcanal | |
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04-26-2006, 12:49 PM
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| LOL.I'm going to send this to my friends. | |
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04-27-2006, 02:39 AM
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__________________ "The German Luftwaffe always fought without any reserves. This is also the reason why we have pilots with extremely high numbers of victories."
- General der Jagdflieger Adolf Galland" | |
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04-27-2006, 05:26 AM
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__________________  "Success is not Final, Failure is not Fatal, it is the Courage to Continue that Counts"
Sir Winston Churchill
"To him the people of the world largely owe the Freedom and liberties they enjoy today"
Enscription on Hugh Dowding's (AOC Fighter Command 1936-40) statue in London
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04-27-2006, 11:07 AM
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04-27-2006, 11:29 AM
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"And when he gets to heaven,
To Saint Peter he will tell;
One more marine reporting, sir-
I've served my time in hell." A marine gravemarker on guadalcanal | |
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04-28-2006, 03:44 AM
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04-28-2006, 04:04 AM
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__________________ "The German Luftwaffe always fought without any reserves. This is also the reason why we have pilots with extremely high numbers of victories."
- General der Jagdflieger Adolf Galland" | |
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04-28-2006, 06:24 AM
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__________________ I like traffic lights,
I like traffic lights,
I like traffic lights,
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