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11-20-2006, 10:44 PM
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#736 | | aka Dickcheese
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Country:  | Who thinks that kinda crap up? I wanna shake their hand. 
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11-21-2006, 05:09 AM
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#737 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Praga Mater Urbium
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Here's a real joke...   | |
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11-21-2006, 05:18 AM
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#738 | | World Traveler
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11-21-2006, 05:35 AM
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#739 | | Senior Member
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Country: | I saw that million times. That is not the best Borat can do. The three I liked the best was Job Interview, Babra Bush and Republican Canidature... | |
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11-21-2006, 12:20 PM
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#740 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Kiwi Land
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Country:  | Caution!
A "heads up" for you and any of your friends who may be regular Home Depot
customers.
Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out
shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite
traumatic.Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you.
Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking 18 or 19-year-old
girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping items into the
trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with
their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible
not to look.
When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you
for a ride to another Home Depot. You agree and they get in the back seat.On
the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over
into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals
your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen October 4th , 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th,
17th,20th, three times just yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming
weekend as soon as I can buy some more wallets.
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11-21-2006, 12:23 PM
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#741 | | aka Dickcheese
Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Washington State
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Country: | Good one.
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Marines don't have that problem."
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11-21-2006, 01:27 PM
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#742 | | Der Crewchief
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11-21-2006, 01:36 PM
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#743 | | World Traveler
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__________________ "Success is not Final, Failure is not Fatal, it is the Courage to Continue that Counts"
Sir Winston Churchill
"To him the People of the World Largely owe the Freedom and Liberties they Enjoy Today"
Enscription on Hugh Dowding's (AOC Fighter Command 1936-40) statue in London
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11-21-2006, 02:08 PM
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#744 | | aka Dickcheese
Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Washington State
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Country: | Just out of curiosity, has anyone used the icons at the bottom of posts (ie Wong this post, spurl this post, reddit, etc). What do they do? I'm afraid to just click on the icons and piss Gnomey off. 
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they made a difference in the world. But, the [U.S.]
Marines don't have that problem."
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11-21-2006, 02:12 PM
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#745 | | Konfused with a 'K'
Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Turin, Italy
Posts: 20,412
Country:  | Something to do with saving posts I think...not too sure though
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11-21-2006, 02:13 PM
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#746 | | aka Dickcheese
Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Washington State
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Country: | Okay. So I didn't ask a dipsh!t question. I'll have to mark this day in my calendar.
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Marines don't have that problem."
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11-21-2006, 02:39 PM
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#747 | | World Traveler
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Country: | It wouldn't piss me off but you might get one back at some point...
__________________ "Success is not Final, Failure is not Fatal, it is the Courage to Continue that Counts"
Sir Winston Churchill
"To him the People of the World Largely owe the Freedom and Liberties they Enjoy Today"
Enscription on Hugh Dowding's (AOC Fighter Command 1936-40) statue in London
Moderator WW2 Talk: A WW2 Discussion Forum
My Photo Collections on Flickr
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11-21-2006, 02:49 PM
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#748 | | Master of Ewes
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Country: | ok so who's gonna be the first to find out?
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11-21-2006, 02:59 PM
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#749 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: nr middlesbrough uk
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Country:  | a lady at a party said to winston churchill
"sir you are drunk"
"yes madam but in the morning i'll be sober but you will still be ugly"
he replied | |
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11-21-2006, 03:03 PM
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#750 | | aka Dickcheese
Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Washington State
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Country: | I think CCs right. You set up an account with these other sites and can archive wonderful posts from the world famous Lanc. No thanks.
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