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11-26-2006, 06:10 AM
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#781 | | Master of Ewes
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"Reminds me of the time I sank the Tirpitz" comments a Spitfire pilot, "One pass of course, old boy." | 
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11-26-2006, 12:20 PM
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#782 | | Siggy Master
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11-26-2006, 12:51 PM
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#783 | | World Traveler
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__________________  "Success is not Final, Failure is not Fatal, it is the Courage to Continue that Counts"
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"To him the People of the World Largely owe the Freedom and Liberties they Enjoy Today"
Enscription on Hugh Dowding's (AOC Fighter Command 1936-40) statue in London
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11-26-2006, 02:06 PM
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#784 | | Konfused with a 'K'
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__________________  with my one last gaping breath id apologise for bleeding on your shirt... | |
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11-26-2006, 02:47 PM
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#785 | | Der Crewchief
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__________________  US Army Blackhawk Crewchief 2000-2006 Classic ww2aircraft.net quotes: fly boy said: "isn't that the first jet bomber? becasue i have flown one in a flight sim before and i know how it handles" "wait what ok who made the b-2 crash come on people that messed up its a b-2" "ah yes the mistel those things are so annoying is games and in real life" | |
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11-26-2006, 08:51 PM
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#786 | | Senior Member
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Country:  | A Kiwi builder was showing the new owners around their house he was just finishing building.
The lady was instructing him on the colours she wanted for each room.
Starting in the kitchen she said "A lovely light creamy yellow for this room".
The Kiwi walks to the front door and shouts "GREEN SIDE UP".
Confused the couple move into the lounge, where the lady requests a neutral light green colour. The Kiwi walks back to the door and shouts "GREEN SIDE UP".
After explaining the colours they wanted for the bathroom and hearing the Kiwi shout "GREEN SIDE UP" again, the couple were worried.
The lady asked the builder "Why is it every time I say a colour you shout out Green side up?.
"No worries" replies the Kiwi "I have got a couple of Aussies laying the lawn."
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4 out of 5 voices in my head say I am normal. Majority rules.
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11-27-2006, 06:00 AM
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#787 | | Senior Member
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"A good fighter pilot, like a good boxer, should have a knockout punch..... You will find one attack you prefer to all others. Work on it till you can do it to perfection... then use it whenever possible." - Captain Reade Tilley, USAAF 7 Victories, WW-II - | |
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11-27-2006, 01:35 PM
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#788 | | Senior Member
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Country: | A mother and her very young son were flying Westjet Airlines from Ottawa to Calgary. The little boy who had been quietly looking out the window, turned to his mother and said, "If big dogs have baby dogs, and big cats have baby cats, why don't big airplanes have baby airplanes?"
The mother who couldn't think of an answer, told her son to go ask the flight attendant. So the boy walked down the aisle and asked the flight attendant who was busy serving drinks.
She smiled and asked, "Did your Mom tell you to ask me?"
The boy answered, "Yes, she did."
"Well, then, you go and tell your Mom that there are no baby airplanes because Westjet always pulls out on time. Have your Mom explain that to you."
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11-27-2006, 01:39 PM
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#789 | | aka Dickcheese
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Country:  | An oldie but goodie. 
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11-27-2006, 02:08 PM
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#790 | | World Traveler
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__________________ "Success is not Final, Failure is not Fatal, it is the Courage to Continue that Counts"
Sir Winston Churchill
"To him the People of the World Largely owe the Freedom and Liberties they Enjoy Today"
Enscription on Hugh Dowding's (AOC Fighter Command 1936-40) statue in London
Moderator WW2 Talk: A WW2 Discussion Forum
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11-28-2006, 02:29 PM
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#791 | | Siggy Master
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11-28-2006, 04:21 PM
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#792 | | aka Dickcheese
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Country: | Wurger. Now I know you're married.
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11-28-2006, 04:41 PM
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#793 | | Konfused with a 'K'
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__________________ with my one last gaping breath id apologise for bleeding on your shirt... | |
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11-28-2006, 04:42 PM
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#794 | | aka Dickcheese
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Country: | Because he sleeps on the other side of your bed?
Sorry. Couldn't resist.
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they made a difference in the world. But, the [U.S.]
Marines don't have that problem."
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11-28-2006, 04:43 PM
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#795 | | Konfused with a 'K'
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