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: "Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that."
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04-09-2007, 03:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Matt308  : "Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that." |  Oh! For the good old days!
(I, for one, would miss toilet paper...) | 
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04-09-2007, 03:49 PM
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One of the greatest myths was that American Indians were at peace and harmony with nature. And that only the whiteman ruined their "enlightened" culture. Poppycock.
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04-09-2007, 04:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Matt308 Stinging nettles work just fine.
One of the greatest myths was that American Indians were at peace and harmony with nature. And that only the whiteman ruined their "enlightened" culture. Poppycock. | My Grandmother was Nez Perce and she would whole heartedly agree with you.
She always said people need 3 things: food, shelter from the elements,
and security to raise children. Problems arose when any of those three
things were threatened. She was born in 1892 and had some recollection
of old stories...She said the biggest difference, so far as she could see, between Europeans and "Indians" was the white man's insatiable desire to own things. Her motto pretty much went "the only good reason to have something is to be able to share it". Had I discounted her wisdom, I would doubtless have far more $$$ and be retired now.  | |
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04-09-2007, 07:01 PM
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"Look after the pennies and the pounds will look after themselves"
| Saying you should save small money, and in the end you will have big money! Bu*lsh*t. Look after the big money and the small money can go f**k itself...
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04-10-2007, 05:01 PM
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04-10-2007, 05:26 PM
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in case she needed to draw blood.
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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead walk into a bar (yes, it's one of those) and the barman tells them that he has a mirror that, if you tell the truth to it, you will get whatever you desire.
"But be warned!" He says, "Lie and you will disappear forever!"
So he shows them the mirror and the brunette says, "I think I am the most beautiful here" and gets a million bucks.
The redhead approaches and says; "I think i'm the cleverest here." And gets a ferrari.
The blonde goes to the mirror and says "I think..." And disappears forever!
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04-11-2007, 01:22 PM
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Throw her makeup kit to the bottom of the pool.
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04-11-2007, 02:19 PM
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2. click on "maps"
3. click on "get directions"
4. type "New York" in the first box (the "from" box)
5. type "London" in the second box (the "to" box)
6. scroll down to step #23
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04-12-2007, 02:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Matt308 1. go to Google
2. click on "maps"
3. click on "get directions"
4. type "New York" in the first box (the "from" box)
5. type "London" in the second box (the "to" box)
6. scroll down to step #23 |
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04-13-2007, 08:08 PM
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Not really a joke, but I had to post it somwhere...
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