 | Quokes/Jotes... Continued! 2!| OFF-Topic / Misc. Discuss Quokes/Jotes... Continued! 2! in the Current forums; Originally Posted by v2
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05-05-2007, 12:41 PM
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#1381 | | Siggy Master
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Originally Posted by v2  sweet... | YES !!! 
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05-05-2007, 01:02 PM
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#1382 | | Senior Member
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A- Kermit The Frogs Finger
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05-05-2007, 01:47 PM
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Originally Posted by 102first_hussars Whats Green And Smells Like Pork (no not me)
A- Kermit The Frogs Finger | That is gross! 
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05-05-2007, 03:44 PM
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05-05-2007, 04:59 PM
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05-05-2007, 05:50 PM
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05-07-2007, 02:05 PM
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#1388 | | Der Crewchief
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05-07-2007, 02:11 PM
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05-07-2007, 02:38 PM
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#1390 | | aka Dickcheese
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Originally Posted by DOUGRD Believe it or not this one actually happened to me a couple of months ago. Heading home in our dodge van after a long trip I get pulled over by a State Trooper. He comes back to the van and asks me if I know why he pulled me over? I said yes, I was going 62(MPH) in a 55(MPH) zone. He then asked me if I had any "priors" ( as in prior convictions for traffic violations). I replied no and my seven year old daughter sitting in the back seat says" Yes you do papa, you have a whole bunch of them at home in your tool box!" The Trooper and I looked at each other and then I started laughing and told her " Sweetie the Trooper said "priors" not "pliers" The Trooper cracked up and let me off with a warning and gave her a Junior Troopers badge.  |
Oh and regarding the Italian joke. I'm an equal opportunity abuser. 
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05-07-2007, 02:39 PM
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#1391 | | aka Dickcheese
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Originally Posted by 102first_hussars Whats Green And Smells Like Pork (no not me)
A- Kermit The Frogs Finger | Even Les would like that one.
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05-08-2007, 04:43 PM
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05-08-2007, 05:00 PM
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05-08-2007, 11:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Matt308
Oh and regarding the Italian joke. I'm an equal opportunity abuser. | I'm glad Because I like a "GOOD" Italian joke as much as the next guy. Irish jokes too (I'm half Irish) And let me be telling you,Nobody got in more fights on St. Paddys Day than me. Well there I was standing on the corner with all the other lads and lasses waiting for the school bus to take me to dear old Cardinal O'hara high school when out of nowhere somebody yells "Whats that Wop doing wearing a shamrock on his jacket? Does he think he can get away with insulting the green like that?" By the time I got to school I was green and black and blue. Happened every year I was in high school. Luckily I never had to repeat a year!! By the way, Does anybody here know what "WOP" stands for ? HINT: It's really an acronym.
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05-10-2007, 02:22 PM
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#1395 | | aka Dickcheese
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"Contrary to what some may think or have read, "Wop" isn't an acronym for "With Out Papers", but was derived from an Italian word "guappo", which means thug."
Is that true?
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