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10-25-2007, 11:52 AM
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You know you are having a bad day, when others will take advantage of your situation to screw you even more.
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10-25-2007, 11:59 AM
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#237 | | aka Dickcheese
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Last week I purchased a burger at Burger King for $1.58. The counter
girl took my $2 and I was digging for my change when I pulled 8 cents
from my pocket and gave it to her. She stood there, holding the Nickel
and 3 pennies, while looking at the screen on her register. I sensed Her
discomfort and tried to tell her to just give me two quarters, but She
hailed the manager for help . While he tried to explain the
Transaction to her, she stood there and cried. Why do I tell you this?
Answer: Because of the evolution in teaching math since the 1950's
1. Teaching Math In 1950
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production
is 4/5 of the price. What is his profit?
2. Teaching Math In 1960
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production
is 4/5 of the price, or $80. What is his profit?
3. Teaching Math In 1970
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production
is $80. Did he make a profit?
4. Teaching Math In 1980
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production
is $80 and his profit is $20. Your assignment: Underline the number 20.
5. Teaching Math In 1990
A logger cuts down a beautiful forest because he is selfish and
inconsiderate and cares nothing for the habitat of animals or the
preservation of our woodlands. He does this so he can make a profit of
$20. What do you think of this way of making a living? Topic for Class
participation after answering the question: How did the birds and
squirrels feel as the logger cut down their homes?
(There are no wrong answers. )
6. Teaching Math In 2007
Un hachero vende una carretada de maderapara $100. El costo de la
producciones es $80. Cuanto dinero ha hecho?
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10-25-2007, 12:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Matt308  [This one's for Les..]
You know you are having a bad day, when others will take advantage of your situation to screw you even more. |
I hope the one in the trap is a chick mouse.
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10-25-2007, 12:18 PM
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10-25-2007, 02:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Bucksnort101 I'd bet the live mouse is a Liberal |
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