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11-14-2007, 12:07 PM
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#256 | | Siggy Master
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11-15-2007, 12:14 AM
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11-15-2007, 02:11 PM
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#258 | | Senior Member
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Country: | What's going on in the car forums?
Bentley Forums
- - - I used the ash tray today. How do I replace it?
Camaro/Firebird Forums
- - - My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill 'em? btw, I have a record and I ain't going back.
Mustang (Chevelle) forums
- - -Some punk kid in a Civic tried to race me.
Monte Carlo forums
- - -Why do I keep getting pulled over, it ain't stolen yo.
Civic forums
- - -Some punk kid in a Mustang tried to race me.
VW Bug forum
- - - The Save the Earth concert was a success (pics)
Yugo Forum
- - - When's the last time yours ran?
Lamborghini forum
- - - Wind noise around 210MPH
Miata forums
- - - Some redneck jackass in a Chevy Tahoe just ran over my car (pics)
Chevy Tahoe forum
- - -Miata stuck in my undercarriage. How do I safely remove it? (pics)
Pontiac Fiero forum
- - - Just bought a new flame retardant suit (pics)
BMW 7-series forum
- - - Where to get service on my Rolex?
Cadillac forum
- - - Problems parallel parking at bingo.
Chevy Suburban Forum
- - - Is the price of gas going down anytime soon?
Buick Forum
- - - Is Medicare or Medicaid right for me?
Delorean forum
- - - Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help. I'm from 1985.
Crown Victoria forum
- - - How come people never pass me on the highway?
Honda Accord forum
- - - Mom is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap, used 18 inch rims.
Toyota Echo forum
- - - Do our cars use AAA or AA's?
Ferrari forums
- - - Need suggestions about a business trip to Colombia. Want to get in and out fast.
Porsche forums
- - - Tire just went flat. Is it best to trade or sell the car myself?
Saturn forums
- - - Roman candle landed on my fender. Melted and need to replace.
Jaguar forum
- - - Is the carbon fiber dash kit group-buy still on?
Mercedes forum
- - - My wife and her stink hole lawyer are trying to ruin me in divorce court. How do I get them both killed and not get in trouble with my medical board?
Mini forum
- - - Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing the movie company. (pics)
Dodge Viper forum
- - - I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How to get pee stains out of the leather?
McLaren F1 forum
- - -Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me.
Dodge Minivan forum
- - - Where's the best place to post the soccer schedule so I don't forget where I'm supposed to be?
Hummer forum
- - - Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's $35 in gas.
Fiat forum
- - -Hello? Am I the only member?
Subaru WRX forum
- - - I hate cops. Got ticketed for drifting in the Walmart parking lot.
Chevy pickup forum
- - - How do I git the dried tobacco juice stains off the side of mah truck?
SRT Forums
"Will this void my warranty"
RX7 Forums
- - - 13B Groupbuy full, stop PM'ing me.
DSM Forums
- - -Transmission Groupbuy Full stop PM'ing me
Supra Forums
- - -Head to big to fit in car, should have bought a Targa.
Vette Forums
- - -Why did I pay $50k for something with a Cavalier steering wheel?
Ford 2.3 forums
- - -Help! Replaced everything, still doesn't start!
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11-18-2007, 09:39 PM
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I am also one of the 2% who does not own a myspace account....
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11-19-2007, 01:09 AM
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11-19-2007, 05:51 AM
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#261 | | Senior Member
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Country: | Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady, and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:
"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want -- and I don't expect any hassle from you.
I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner.
I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing when I want with my old buddies, and don't you give me a hard time about it.
Those are my rules. Any comments?"
His new bride said:
"No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night...whether you're here or not."
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11-19-2007, 06:56 AM
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11-19-2007, 07:30 AM
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#263 | | Siggy Master
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11-19-2007, 11:58 AM
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11-19-2007, 04:36 PM
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98% Of teens surround their minds with rap. If you're part of the 2% that stayed with rock, put this on your signature
I am also one of the 2% who does not own a myspace account....
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11-20-2007, 12:41 AM
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11-22-2007, 05:52 PM
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#267 | | Senior Member
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Country: | Some favorite NASCAR quotes:
"Driving a Nascar is like dancing with a chainsaw".
"There is only one lap you want to lead, and that is the last one"
"Why did I take up racing? I was too lazy to work and too chicken to steal"
"There's no bigger surprise than to be tooling along at 200 MPH and suddenly get hit from the rear"
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JAN
"I´m going back to the front to relax"
"THE BLACK CATS FLIES TONIGHT"
"Find your enemy and shoot him down - everything else is unimportant!"
"When you're out of F-8's... You're out of fighters!" | |
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11-22-2007, 06:00 PM
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11-23-2007, 08:57 AM
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11-24-2007, 02:17 PM
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#270 | | aka Dickcheese
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Country: | At a recent U2 concert in Glasgow, Scotland, Bono, lead singer of the
rock band U2 asked the audience for total quiet. Then, in the silence, he
started to slowly clap his hands, once every few seconds. Holding the audience in total silence, he said into the microphone, 'Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies.'
A voice with a broad Scottish accent from the front of the crowd pierced the quiet... 'Well, foockin stop doin it then, ya evil bastard
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