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Redneck Condo Tower
Those are some nice trailers... |
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03-02-2008, 01:42 AM
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Originally Posted by Cota1992  Redneck Condo Tower | Those are some nice trailers 
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03-02-2008, 03:41 AM
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9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one.
10. You bathe at least monthly whether necessary or not.
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03-03-2008, 02:24 AM
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Without hesitating, the American Admiral replied 'Maybe it's because the Brits, Canadians, Aussies and Americans arranged it so you wouldn't have to speak German.'
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The conversation went like this:
"Good morning. This is Sergeant Jones. How might I help you?"
"And the best of the day te yerself. This is Father O'Malley at St. Brigid's. There's a jackass lying dead in me front lawn. Would ye be so kind as to send a couple o' yer lads to take care of the matter?"
Sergeant Jones, considering himself to be quite a wit, replied with a smirk, "Well now father, it was always my impression that you people took care of last rites!"
There was dead silence on the line for a long moment.
Father O'Malley then replied: "Aye, tis certainly true, but we are also obliged to notify the next of kin."
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I rear-ended a car this morning!
So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the car. . . And you know how you just-get-sooo-stressed and life-stuff seems to get funny?
Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it . . . He was a DWARF!
He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!"
So, I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"
. . . And that's when the fight started . .
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Do you know the difference between "Guts" and "Balls"
Guts is arriving home late after a night out with the blokes, being confronted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
Balls is coming home late after a night out with the blokes, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the bum and having the balls to say, "Your next!" | |
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