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03-19-2008, 06:33 AM
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03-19-2008, 06:39 AM
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03-19-2008, 06:57 AM
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03-19-2008, 10:20 AM
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03-19-2008, 10:24 AM
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03-19-2008, 10:38 PM
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One day , in the future, OJ Simpson has a heart attack and dies.
He immediately goes to hell where the Devil is waiting for him.
"I don't know what to do here" says the Devil. "You're on my list but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got a couple of folks here who weren't as bad as you. I'll let one of them go but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves."
OJ thought that sounded pretty good, so the Devil opens the door to the first room
In it was Ted Kennedy and a large pool of water. Ted kept diving in, and surfacing, empty handed. Over and over and over he dove in and surfaced with nothing. Such was his fate in hell.
"No" OJ said. "I don't think so. I'm not a strong swimmer and I don't think I could do that all day long."
The Devil led him to the door of the next room.
In it was Al Gore with a sledge hammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer time ,after time, after time. "No, this is no good, I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day." commented OJ.
The Devil opened a third door. Through it OJ saw Bill Clinton lying on the bed, his arms tied over his head, and his legs restrained in a spread eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.
OJ looked at this in shocked disbelief and finally said "Yeah man, I can handle this"
The Devil smiled and said " OK Monica, you're free to go."
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03-20-2008, 07:59 AM
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"What! TWO air vents! Decal on the wrong side...MINT Original Liebstandarte Parade Helmet my waterproof hopping ass! Christ! wait until the Pig sees the Visa bill!"
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