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07-28-2007, 02:10 PM
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__________________  US Army Blackhawk Crewchief 2000-2006 Classic ww2aircraft.net quotes: fly boy said: "isn't that the first jet bomber? becasue i have flown one in a flight sim before and i know how it handles" "wait what ok who made the b-2 crash come on people that messed up its a b-2" "ah yes the mistel those things are so annoying is games and in real life" | 
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07-28-2007, 02:19 PM
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07-28-2007, 03:22 PM
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07-28-2007, 03:48 PM
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07-29-2007, 12:47 AM
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07-29-2007, 02:31 PM
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Country: | CLASS PROJECT GONE WRONG
An elementary school class started a class project to make planters to take home to their parents.
They wanted to have a plant in it that was easy to take care of, so they decided to use cactus plants.
The students were given green-ware pottery planters in the shape of clowns which they painted with glaze.
The clown planters were professionally fired at a class outing so they could see the process.
It was great fun!
They planted cactus seeds in the finished planters and they grew nicely, but unfortunately, the children were not allowed to take them home.
The cactus plants were removed and small ivy
replaced them and the children were then allowed
to take them home instead.
The teacher said cactus seemed like a good idea
at the time!
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07-29-2007, 06:48 PM
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07-29-2007, 07:47 PM
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Country: | At an art gallery in England was a painting of three black men sitting on a bench naked and the man in the middle had a pink penis.
A young couple was looking at the painting for sometime and the person in charge of the gallery came over and started explaining the meaning of the painting.He said that some believe it's about the suppression of the afro's and possibly the influince of the gay community to Afro's.He spent about 30-40 minutes with them.
After he left a Scotsman came over and asked if they really wanted to know the meaning. They replied "what do you know",he replyied that he painted the picture and that it is simply of three Scot coalminers and the one in the middle went home for lunch.
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07-29-2007, 10:16 PM
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07-29-2007, 10:17 PM
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| The reasons why the French didn't win the Tour de France.
The top nine reasons the French didn't win the Tour de France.
1.Their team was sponsored by Airbus.
2.It's not important who wins just as long everybody had a good time.
3.There were too many Germans in the race and they just gave up.
4.The French team had no Americans on it.
5.Losing...it's a French thing.
6.They took too many cigarette breaks.
7.The French never do anything without a U.N. mandate.
8.The French bikes of choice were unicycles.
9.During the last leg of the race their bikes were torched by Muslims.
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07-29-2007, 10:34 PM
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Only five months to the holidays! | |
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07-30-2007, 03:57 AM
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07-30-2007, 04:58 PM
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07-30-2007, 07:35 PM
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07-30-2007, 08:12 PM
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Country:  | Two old ladies, Maude and Mabel, are outside their nursing home having a drink and smoke, when it starts to rain. One of the old ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette and continues smoking.
Maude: What in the hell is that?
Mabel: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
Maude: Where did you get it?
Mabel: You can get them at any chemists.
The next day, Maude hobbles herself into the local chemist and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.
The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers.
"Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel."
The pharmacist fainted.
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