Quokes/Jotes... Continued! Chapter 3

[DOUGRD]

[Wurger]

[DOUGRD]

Upon reaching his 21st birthday a young man declared that, like his father and grandfather before him, he was going to walk on water. He took the family row boat and rowed out to the middle of the lake. Once there he stood up and said "Today is my 21st birthday and like my father and my grandfather I will walk on water." He stepped out of the boat and immediately sank. After he crawled back into the boat he rowed to shore and went to see his grandmother who was very wise. He said "Grandmother today is my 21st birthday and I tried to walk on water just like my father and my grandfather did on their 21st birthday but I stepped out of the boat and immediately sank. Why can't I walk on water like they did?" His grandmother shook her head sadly and replied "You forgot one important fact young one, they were both born in January, you were born in July."

[RabidAlien]

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[Wurger]

[v2]

WW 2 Axis color!

[Wayne Little]

he's all yours granny!

[RabidAlien]

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today'sTHOT============================

Common sense isn't.

[Wayne Little]

Wonder whether I should use one of them tomorrow.... Thanks Rabid!

[v2]

[Messy1]

Anyone know what the difference is between a Harley Davidson and a vacuum?


The position of the dirt bag!

[v2]

Four old retired guys were walking down a street in Wickenburg , Arizona
They turned a corner and see a sign that says, 'Old Timers Bar - all drinks 10 cents.'

They look at each other, and then go in, thinking this is too good to be true.

The old bartender says in a voice that carries across the room, 'Come on in and let me pour one for you!

What'll it be, Gentlemen?'

There seemed to be a fully-stocked bar, so each of the men ask for a
martini. In short order, the bartender serves up four iced martinis...
Shaken, not stirred, and says, 'That'll be 10 cents each, please.'

The four men stare at the bartender for a moment, then look at each other...
They can't believe their good luck. They pay the 40 cents, finish their
martinis, and order another round.

Again, four excellent martinis are produced with the bartender again saying 'That's 40 cents, please'

They pay the 40 cents, but their curiosity is more than they can stand.

They have each had two martinis, and so far they've spent less than a
dollar. Finally one of the men says, 'How can you afford to serve martinis
as good as these for a dime a piece?'

'I'm a retired tailor from Boston ,' the bartender said, 'and I always
wanted to own my own bar. Last year I hit the Lottery for $25 million and decided to open this place. Every drink costs a dime - wine, liquor, beer, it's all the same.'

Wow!!!! That's quite a story,' says one of the men.

The four of them sipped at their martinis and couldn't help but notice seven other people at the end of the bar who didn't have drinks in front of them, and hadn't ordered anything the whole time they were there. One man gestures at the seven men at the end of the bar without drinks and asks the bartender, 'What's with them?'


The bartender says, 'Oh, they're retired airline pilots . They're waiting for happy hour, when drinks are half price.'

[Wurger]

[Matt308]

I had a bunch of Canadian dollars I needed to exchange, so I went to the currency exchange window at the local bank.
Just one lady in front of me . . an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars and she was a little irritated . .
She asked the teller, 'Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla fo yen. Today I get hunat eighty? Why it change?'
The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, 'Fluctuations' .
The Asian lady says, 'Fluc you white people, too'. 'Why it change?

[RabidAlien]

*LOL*