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08-28-2008, 03:34 PM
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08-28-2008, 06:12 PM
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08-29-2008, 08:54 AM
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Country: | The Divorced Barbie Doll
One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.
He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the
sales person, 'How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?'
The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you mean, Sir?
We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie
for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95'.
The amazed father asks: 'It 's what?! Why is the
Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?'
The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: 'Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls
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08-29-2008, 01:04 PM
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08-29-2008, 07:19 PM
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08-30-2008, 08:21 PM
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08-30-2008, 09:29 PM
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Country: | lol  where would u get t-shirts like that though?... | |
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08-30-2008, 11:27 PM
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08-31-2008, 07:46 AM
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08-31-2008, 12:10 PM
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Country: | Two rednecks were looking at a Sears catalog and admiring the models.
One says to the other, 'Have you seen the beautiful girls in this catalog?'
The second one replies, 'Yes, they are very beautiful. And look at the price!'
The first one says, with wide eyes, 'Wow, they aren't very expensive. At this price, I'm buying one.'
The second one smiles and pats him on the back. 'Good idea! Order one and if she's as beautiful as she is in the catalog, I will get one too.'
Three weeks later, the youngest redneck asks his friend, 'Did you ever receive the girl you ordered from the Sears catalog?'
The second redneck replies, 'No, but it shouldn't be long now. I got her clothes yesterday!'
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08-31-2008, 12:17 PM
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08-31-2008, 02:51 PM
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09-01-2008, 08:54 AM
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09-01-2008, 12:00 PM
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09-01-2008, 11:02 PM
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Country: | One day, Jimmy Jones was walking down Main Street when he saw his buddy, Bubba, driving a brand new pickup.
Bubba pulled up to him with a wide grin.
“Bubba, where'd you git that truck?”
“Tammie give it to me,” Bubba replied.
“She give it to ya? I know'd she wuz kinda sweet on ya, but a new truck?”
“Well, Jimmy Jones, let me tell you what happened. We wuz drivin' out on County Road 6,in the middle of no wheres.
Tammie pulled off the road, put the truck in 4-wheel drive, and headed into the woods. She parked the truck, got out,
threw off all her clothes and said, 'Bubba, take whatever you want.' So I took the truck!”
“Bubba, yore a smart man! Them clothes woulda never fit you.”
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