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12-19-2007, 07:52 AM
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__________________ "When you go home tomorrow, don't expect anyone to know what you have been through. Even if they did know, most people probably wouldn't care anyway. Some of you may get the medals you deserve, many more of you will not. But remember this, all of you are now members of the front-line club, and that is the most exclusive club in the world." - Lt. Col. Matthew Maer CO 1st Battalion, the Princess of Wale's Royal Regiment. Camp Abu Naji, Oct. 2004  To those in that club. | 
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12-19-2007, 01:16 PM
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Country:  | I haven't spoken to my wife for 6 years....
I didn't want to interrupt. | |
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12-19-2007, 04:08 PM
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12-19-2007, 05:30 PM
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12-20-2007, 05:35 AM
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Country: | I said to the chemist/Pharmacist,
'Can I have some sleeping pills for the wife?'
He said, 'Why?'
I said, 'She keeps waking up.'
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She was the flabbiest stripper I've ever seen.
When she ran off the stage she started her own applause.
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12-20-2007, 05:41 AM
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Country: | I was walking down the street with the wife, and all of a sudden we come across the mother-in-law, being beaten up by six men. And the wife says,
"Aren't you going to help?"
And, I think for a minute, and I say,
"No, six should be enough." | |
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12-20-2007, 11:32 AM
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12-20-2007, 09:21 PM
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12-21-2007, 01:31 AM
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I am also one of the 2% who does not own a myspace account....
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12-23-2007, 04:37 PM
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Country: | A WARNING FOR CHRISTMAS DAY......
Shamelessly copied from another website - but I nearly wet myself..... 
A husband walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price, the more sheer, the higher the price.
Naturally, he opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500, and takes it home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him.
Upstairs, the wife thinks: "I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, but I'll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself." She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.
The husband says, "Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron it!"
He never heard the shot.
Funeral on THURSDAY at Noon.
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12-23-2007, 08:36 PM
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12-24-2007, 09:47 AM
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12-24-2007, 01:44 PM
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12-26-2007, 12:22 AM
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Country: | I just showed that last one to my family, ithink my mom is still laughing
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12-26-2007, 04:49 AM
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Country: | Aw, you Guys are crackin' me up! good stuff
Damn my wife liked Becca's joke the most....go figure? | |
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