Things that can piss you off

[Matt308]

Windshield replaced. Leaks.

[lesofprimus]

Cry baby copyright holders...

[Matt308]

Salt shakers whose lid comes off while eating a nice restaurant breakfast with family.

[Screaming Eagle]

haha that reminds me, the simpsons did something like that.

but still its very frustrating.

[Gnomey]

Noobs who think they own the place...

[Matt308]

Gnomey....

Grabbing the wrong size phillips head screwdriver.

[Udet]

Any tool, device, item, gadget, accesory or thing, that is always seen on the very same spot in your home for months...then, a day comes when the thing must be used...go to where you saw it for months and it ain´t there anymore.

[Matt308]

Blame the wife.

A hose nozzle that leaks all down your arm, into your shirt, into your pants and down your leg. You don't have another. And you have to use the hose.

[Udet]

Wife?

Not married! Have you heard the famous quote that says: "Marriage turns a man with a future into a man with a past"...

[Matt308]

Unless you have kids. And who wants to die alone my friend.

[Udet]

Matt: I know. It is just one of those classical quotes that make fun on marriage, there might be thousands of them...but aren´t most of us singles big mouths? In the end most will eventually get married...

Here are a few more:

"Marriage is the main cause of divorce".
"Marriage is the condition where women never get what they expected, and men never expected what they get."
"Marriage is the only war when you sleep with the enemy".
"Marriage is the exchange of bad humour during the day and bad odor during the night."

Source: "Marriage: The Attack Manual and Protocols".

Cheers!

[Matt308]

No, I hear ya Udet. Marriage is full of ups and downs. But mostly ups. And now that I have had kids, I can't imagine not having them.

[Twitch]

One thing that pisses me off is the unending revival of long dead topics and the addition of completely banal comments. A look at the topics shows the majority are revived old turds with nothing pertinent added. We have hardly any new topics!

[Matt308]

History man! You can't change history.

You're right. Once you've covered the high level topics, only the minutia is left and you really narrow down the forum participants with broad subject matter expertise that can carry on a decent discussion. I'm not one of them.

[the lancaster kicks ass]

ocassionally a massive and interesting debate will break open though.........