Things that make you think - Page 2 - Aircraft of World War II

rochie · 07-15-2008, 02:52 PM

some from good old england, land of health and safety

<simon> · 07-20-2008, 03:43 AM

Haha

Great pictures you've got there!!

Found these on the internet somewhere

<simon> · 07-20-2008, 03:47 AM

Also....

Speaking of health and safety...

<simon> · 07-20-2008, 03:48 AM

Sorry everyone, just wanted to share them!! lol

Lucky13 · 07-20-2008, 06:51 AM

ROTFLMFAO!!!!!

Lucky13 · 07-20-2008, 06:59 AM

Things That Make You Think (How Crazy Life Is)

1. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person
to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

2. Some people are like Slinkies . . . not really good for anything,
but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the
stairs.

3. I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end
and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen."

4. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals
dying of nothing.

5. The other night I ate at a real family restaurant. Every table had
an argument going.

6. Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no
one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?

7. According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice
about a woman is their eyes, and women say the first thing they notice
about men is they're a bunch of liars.

8. Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.

9. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention
to criticism.

10 Have you noticed that a slight tax increase costs you two hundred
dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?

11. In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world
is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

12. Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have
come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.

13. There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers
exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly
disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and
inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has
already happened.

14. How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes
a whole box to start a campfire?

15. You read about all these terrorists-most of them came here legally,
but they hung around on these expired visas, some for as long as 10-15 years.
Now, compare that to Blockbuster: you're two days late with a video and
those people are all over you. Let's put Blockbuster in
charge of immigration.

RabidAlien · 07-20-2008, 07:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lucky13

15. You read about all these terrorists-most of them came here legally,
but they hung around on these expired visas, some for as long as 10-15 years.
Now, compare that to Blockbuster: you're two days late with a video and
those people are all over you. Let's put Blockbuster in
charge of immigration.

Wayne Little · 07-20-2008, 07:47 AM

Great stuff Simon and Lucky...

Njaco · 07-20-2008, 08:41 AM

Lucky, that is priceless!

07-20-2008, 03:48 AM	#19
<simon> Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Heyfield, Victoria Posts: 282	Sorry everyone, just wanted to share them!! lol __________________ Control tower to aircraft that just landed - "Bear right, next intersection" Pilot - "Roger, we have him in sight"

07-20-2008, 06:51 AM	#20
Lucky13 Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: A Swede living in Glasgow, Scotland Posts: 17,327	ROTFLMFAO!!!!! __________________ JAN "Felicis Tredecim" "I´m going back to the front to relax" "THE BLACK CATS FLIES TONIGHT" "Find your enemy and shoot him down - everything else is unimportant!" "When you're out of F-8's... You're out of fighters!"

07-20-2008, 06:59 AM	#21
Lucky13 Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: A Swede living in Glasgow, Scotland Posts: 17,327	Things That Make You Think (How Crazy Life Is) 1. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks. 2. Some people are like Slinkies . . . not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs. 3. I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." 4. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. 5. The other night I ate at a real family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. 6. Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to? 7. According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about a woman is their eyes, and women say the first thing they notice about men is they're a bunch of liars. 8. Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again. 9. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. 10 Have you noticed that a slight tax increase costs you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents? 11. In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. 12. Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. 13. There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened. 14. How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? 15. You read about all these terrorists-most of them came here legally, but they hung around on these expired visas, some for as long as 10-15 years. Now, compare that to Blockbuster: you're two days late with a video and those people are all over you. Let's put Blockbuster in charge of immigration. __________________ JAN "Felicis Tredecim" "I´m going back to the front to relax" "THE BLACK CATS FLIES TONIGHT" "Find your enemy and shoot him down - everything else is unimportant!" "When you're out of F-8's... You're out of fighters!" Last edited by Lucky13; 07-20-2008 at 07:01 AM.

07-20-2008, 07:47 AM	#23
Wayne Little Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Adelaide Sth. Aust. Posts: 14,746	Great stuff Simon and Lucky... __________________

07-20-2008, 08:41 AM	#24
Njaco The Pop-Tart Whisperer Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: South Jersey, United States Posts: 11,795	Lucky, that is priceless! __________________ "If you can read this, thank a teacher. If it's English, thank a soldier!" http://www.njcacoa.org/

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