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| Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: logan ohio
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| Things that make you think |
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| The Pop-Tart Whisperer ![]() Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: South Jersey, United States
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| I think the late great George Carlin had a few of these. Like why are there locks on the doors of stores that are open for 24 hours?
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| Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: logan ohio
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| yeap he sure did !!!!! and you know that guy was great!!!! all and this one why on elevators do they say max lift 1500 pounds! like i know everyones weight, you can always guess and then if a really big person gets on do you get the hell off fast |
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| Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Hurst, Texas
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| I always loved the wheelchair-accessable bathroom stalls on the second floor of a building with no elevators. Now, that's gotta be classified as "cruel and unusual", forcing a wheelchair-bound person to negotiate a flight (or two) of stairs to use the potty!
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| "Shooter" ![]() | I read something yesterday about applications for an air traffic controller being available in braille! Quote:
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| Senior Member | Yeah that does seem a bit over the top.
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| Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Hurst, Texas
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| I ain't bookin a flight to a place where the ATC is blind. No offense, but....common sense is still legal, isn't it? Another one I love (pointed out by a friend who had a bottle): on a bottle of children's aspirin, "Do Not Operate Heavy Machinery After Taking". ....and we have a problem with three-year-olds running the skycrane?
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| Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: niagara falls
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| Sounds like the qualifications they were looking for when I got out of the CAF Which was a Bilingual black indian female transvestite missing one limb |
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| Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Central Texas
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| heh heh. |
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| Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Hurst, Texas
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| Velius, stores are notorious for doing that. I love the "4 for $1" signs on cans of soup and stuff, and look at the normal price and its like $.25. I swear I found a supermarket that had that "sale", and the regular price was $.20. Yet people are too dumb to do the math.
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| Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Adelaide Sth. Aust.
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| The Pop-Tart Whisperer ![]() Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: South Jersey, United States
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| how about the old classic..... Why is it we drive on the Parkway and park in the driveway?
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| Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Hurst, Texas
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| Why is it still called a "building" once its been built?
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| "Shooter" ![]() | Why isn't phonetic spelled like it sounds?
__________________ ![]() http://www.vg-photo.com For once you have tasted flight you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skywards, for there you have been and there you will long to return. Leonardo Da Vinci |
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| Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Central Texas
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| Why is lemon sweetener made with artificial flavors and dishwashing fluid is made with real lemons? |
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