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08-17-2007, 11:06 PM
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| The Pop-Tart Whisperer   Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: South Jersey, United States
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|  Wacko Njaco's Used Cars! Welcome to Wacko Njaco's Used Car Emporium! We have the deals for your new wheels! We got big cars for small people and small cars for big people! Anything you desire! Looking to take that special someone for a night on the town? Check our "Stepping Out' line of automobiles. Don't worry about the size - everything fits!!
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08-17-2007, 11:08 PM
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| The Pop-Tart Whisperer Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: South Jersey, United States
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| or maybe you're looking for something alittle sportier? Looking to "wrap your a** in fibergalss"? Look no further!!
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08-17-2007, 11:12 PM
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| The Pop-Tart Whisperer Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: South Jersey, United States
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| Worried about safety? Our cars come with the latest, new safety features including: Pic 1 - Integrated Anti-Human Locking Devices Pic 2 - An up to date Vision Deterent System Pic 3 - Appropriate Envoirnment Camoflage Pic 4 - and a sensitive Anti-touch System! Pic 5 - And if anything should happen to you and your car, we'll gladly provide a loaner!
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08-17-2007, 11:13 PM
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| The Pop-Tart Whisperer Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: South Jersey, United States
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| And how do we know these safety systems work? Our highly qualified staff extensively checks each and every car!
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08-17-2007, 11:16 PM
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| Senior Member  Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Melbourne, Victoria
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| LMAO Njaco your a pistol 
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08-17-2007, 11:16 PM
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| The Pop-Tart Whisperer Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: South Jersey, United States
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| Our many services including choosing any paint color you want and a daily car wash!
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08-17-2007, 11:17 PM
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| The Pop-Tart Whisperer Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: South Jersey, United States
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| Most importantly, all our cars are enviornmentally safe and follow all federal emission guidelines.
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08-17-2007, 11:18 PM
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| The Pop-Tart Whisperer Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: South Jersey, United States
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| So next time you're looking to upgrade your ride, come to Wacko Njaco's and sign on the dotted line! Our cars are the best and thats no bull!!!
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08-17-2007, 11:46 PM
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| Senior Member  Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Queensland- Australia
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 | Njaco- oh man
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08-17-2007, 11:49 PM
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| Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Queensland- Australia
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| oh boy
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08-18-2007, 12:01 AM
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| Senior Member  Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Alexandria, MN. USA
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| Nj You are one twisted Motorhead!!
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08-18-2007, 09:22 AM
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| Senior Member  Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Queensland, Australia
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| another job well done good show old chap
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08-18-2007, 10:03 AM
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| Senior Member  Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Deep in suburban Surrey
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 | too much! me, me, me, where do I sign? /[end]Homer Simpson
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08-18-2007, 11:20 AM
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| Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Phila, Pa
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| Good one Njaco. Good chuckle. |
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08-18-2007, 10:00 PM
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| Older Than Dirt   Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Virginia Beach, Virginia
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| Chris: Where did you find all these ? I love it ! Charles
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