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07-03-2005, 02:32 PM
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These are short writings from various restrooms. Donated by Baron, Colorado, USA:
Friends don't let friends take home ugly men
---Women's restroom, Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE
Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" its "Hi, how are you?"
---Rest stop off Route 81, West Virginia
No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her ****.
---Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, North Carolina
A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it.
---Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort, Dallas, Texas
Express Lane: Five beers or less ---Sign over one of the urinals
---Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills, CA
You're too good for him.
---Sign over mirror in Women's restroom, Ed Debevics, Beverly Hills, CA
No wonder you always go home alone.
---Sign over mirror in Men's restroom, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills, CA
Don't throw cigarettes into the pisoar, I take them out with the same hand I drown the beer with
---Pub U vystřelenýho oka, Prague, Czech Rep.
Don't drink water, the fish **** there
---U bubeníčků Pub, Prague, Czech Rep. | 
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07-03-2005, 02:46 PM
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07-03-2005, 02:48 PM
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---Toilettes on Bratislava Main Railway Station, Slovakia
In 8 years the school gave me less then that girl in one night
---Unknown Czech Pub
He loved the work only platonic, he never really pretended to touch it
---Unknown Czech Pub
The military service is a reversed form of masturbation, when a dick chases a man
---Unknown Military Base Toilette
Dear comrades, you hold it tight in your hand only here
---Hotel Sport, Velké Meziříčí, Czechoslovakia circa 1977 (rough communism)
Suddenly the walkpath raised and hit me into the face
------Unknown Czech Pub | |
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07-03-2005, 02:54 PM
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---Unknown Czech Pub
I'll go to restaurate myself to a restaurant
---Sud Club, Prague, CZ 
---Hospoda u Vlastičky (Czech Pub), Toronto, Canada 
What would you rather put aside? Wine or women. It matters on the volume/vintage.
---Hospoda u Vlastičky (Czech Pub), Toronto, Canada
Don't throw cigarettes into the pisoar, we too don't piss into your ashtrays
---Pub near Ostrov u Tisy, Slovakia | |
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07-05-2005, 12:19 PM
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07-08-2005, 01:54 PM
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07-08-2005, 01:57 PM
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#7 | | Master of Ewes
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