What comes to your mind when you think in this countries?

[CharlesBronson]

A exercise of honesty. I am not looking for any brainy analisis of what the countries actually are, but what comes to your mind when you think about those, without thinking much.


My list is:

-Argentina

-Brazil

-Chile

-Uruguay

-Colombia

-Mexico

-USA

-Canada

-Spain

-France

-Germany

-Austria

-Sweden

-Italy

-England

-Czech Republic

-Hungary

-Ukranie

-Rusia

-China

-Japan

-Saudi Arabia

-Lebanon



-South afrika

-Israel

-Australia.

-New Zealand.


( copy and paste this list to your post in order to save time, feel free to add or deleted any country)


My toughs:


-Argentina; Paradise in Earth, hot woman factory, skilled people, ruined by bad politicians, underarmed military.


-Brazil. Overrated women, nice beaches, 12 years old kids with M-16s, great football players, "Hotel employees saying...please dont go out after 18:00..", black people.


-Chile: rude people, Argentine wanabees, ugly women, good military, good police, amazing south landscapes, black sand and cold water beaches, rude people


-Uruguay: I am not.


-Paraguay: Former girlfriend, nice but poor people. Marihuana, A country that somehow have more good looking woman that one might suppose .


-Colombia: Drugs infested country, uneffective military.


-Mexico: Bad spicy food, people with large hats, drug cartels, nice beaches, ugly women, people invading USA


-USA: Joyful cammo dressed chubby dove hunters, hot dovehunters wives, NBA, too much hurricanes, gun laws and amendment that I would love to have here, too much aircraft carriers, not so smart president. People that is always looking to pay in places that you dont suppose to. People that suffer in hands of mexicans inmigrants. Erika Eleniak. A lot of channels in my cable system that I have to pay but I dont really see much. Erika Eleniak.


-Canada: bears ?


-Spain: Grandfathers, nice people, good food, awful gun laws, people that sometimes is too afraid to spoke his mind out. Basque Terrorism, Country invaded by black people.


-France: Mirages, Rafales and wine, Laetitia Casta, Paris too.


-Germany: Blitkrieg, panzer, Wehrmatch, my neighbour BMW, Mercedes Benz, chocolate and cherry cakes, high quality machine tools. Autobahn. A land that should have more good looking girls that the number actually coming out from there.


-Austria: Hitler, strudel, Glock.


-Italy; My grandfathers, hot women, good food, hot women, really nice people, hot women, sexy ww2 aircrafts, hot women, fast cars, hot women, and hot women too.


England: Gun ban, good soldiers, Dormer, dowsized industry manufactures, Holland & Holland, the only people in Europe that actually knows about argentine culture and history, Rugby, Polo, too many muslims.


-Czech Republic: high quality steel, high quality machine tools. CZ Brno.


-Hungary: Young girls wanting to become porn stars, Tokaj.


-Sweden: A lot of blondes, Volvo, Bofors.


-Ukranie: My mother´s hot dentist ( man that woman is hot !!), bread and salt. Wheat.


-Rusia: Former communism, people that think everybody in the world is against them, cold women, Vodka, Kalashnikovs, nuclear missiles, self exploding submarines.


-China: Cheap, Low quality spare parts for motorcycles, low quality firearms, faked purses, too many people.


-Japan: weird people, swords masters, ww2 war crimes, Honda, Susuki, Kawasaki, Yamaha.


-Saudi Arabia: White dressed richs supporting terrorist and slaving women.


- Lebanon: Good food, green eyed girls, destroyed by religion country.


-South afrika: Springboxs 37 : Los Pumas 13, racial issues, AIDS.


-Israel: Good Military, hot military girls, small.


-Australia. Nice sandy beaches, sharks, Tobruk, Cocodrile dundee, place I would like to visit.

-New Zealand: All blacks.

[pbfoot]

Argentina Malvinas/Peron

-Brazil wax

-Chile Allende/Pinochet

-Uruguay Graf Spee

-Colombia Drugs

-Mexico Tacos/bad music

-USA Bars close later/country music

-Canada Fresh water

-Spain Armada

-France Gets invaded every 40 yrs by Germany

-Germany Invades France every 40 years

-Austria Alpine Sports

-Sweden Meatballs

-Italy Men are better looking then the women

-England Understated

-Czech Republic Tough hockey players

-Hungary

-Ukranie Women have awesome legs

-Rusia always led by a strong man

-China Junk

-Japan polite

-Saudi Arabia screwed by religion

-Lebanon bartering


-South afrika F***ed

-Israel Sly

-Australia .Pretty good partiers

-New Zealand. Want on my side

[Amsel]

My list is:

-Argentina-European expats

-Brazil-The Amazon

-Chile-Llamas

-Uruguay-A good hideout

-Colombia-Pablo Escobar

-Mexico-Invaders

-USA-Paradise

-Canada-Expensive

-Spain-Tapas and the Armada

-France-Grapes

-Germany-Beer and martial prowess

-Austria-Beauty

-Sweden-Blonde beauties

-Italy-Food

-England-"stiff upper lip" ,a world leader.

-Czech Republic-Cz firearms

-Hungary-Budapest Best' Paparika

-Ukranie-Very pretty women

-Rusia-cossacks and the Cold War

-China-Buffets

-Japan-extreme disipline and honor

-Saudi Arabia-backwards and militant muslims

-Lebanon-300 Marines killed by terrorists

-South afrika-An example of our future if we let the insanity continue

-Israel-flashpoint of WW3

-Australia.-wallabies, red desert.

-New Zealand.-Lord of the Rings scenery.

[CharlesBronson]

Hehe, that is the spirit, good posting guys.

[Emon_Essex]

Here's mine:

USA - f**ked up country with high taxes and lovley, but spiteful women
England - paradise, cute girls, smart people, the best naval force
Germany - better women than US, but not as good as England, octoberfest
Russia - good espionage system, but cold, girls on par w/Germany, and vodka!
New Zealand - middle of nowhere, nice scenery
France - whores, stupid people, home of the cave-man
China - the worlds next superpower, cute girls who do anything for a few yen

[comiso90]

-Argentina...Beautiful, healthy women, the Falklands/Malvinas war, A4's, Evita, penguins

-Brazil.. rain forest, large misused natural resources, potential, corruption, rio

-Chile.. llamas

-Uruguay.. soccer team cannibals,

-Colombia.. coffee, drugs

-Mexico.. hot girls, great food, ultra rich/ultra poor, oil, Cancun

-USA.. squandered wealth, grim future, pop culture

-Canada.. low self esteem, liberal leanings, swiss challet, PBfoot, Tim Hortons

-Spain.. lost momentum, great culture, The Atocha, Hernando Cortes

-France.. thanks!.. saved our ass in the revolution, unnecessary animosity, Lafayette

-Germany.. brilliant, passionate, great food, wonderful .. sheep-like people

-Austria.. salt mines, Vienna, great place to live, Mozart

-Sweden.. freak'n hot women, cheap youth hostels, cool flag, dice

-Italy.. Great food, rich history, my homeland, Comiso, women

-England.. bad teeth, world conquerors, great friends, fun women, awesome humor and music

-Czech Republic.. caught between worlds, great architecture

-Hungary.. Gypsies, zsa, zsa gabor

-Ukranie.. mail order brides, mafia, The Battleship Potemkin

-Rusia.. utilitarian, practical, brutal, stalwart, T-34, mail order brides, Napoleon

-China.. Mao, Taiwan, great wall, scientific achievements, Chung Quo, Flying Tigers, smog

-Japan.. beautiful culture, rusted ships on the ocean floor, Kirosawa, Enola Gay

-Saudi Arabia.. oil, wealth, convenient ally, sand, gold plated toilet, dinosaurs

-Lebanon.. Food, belly dancers, a tree, Yasar, bombs

-South afrika.. great white sharks, safari, apartheid, zulu, diamonds

-Israel... bagels, experiment, nuclear, stubborn

-Australia.. Sydney, koalas, abo's, boomerangs, mel gibson, Battle of Coral Sea

-New Zealand... Pitcarin Island, The Bounty, fjords, Lord of the Rings, Sheep, Kim

[comiso90]

My list is:
-Canada-Expensive

Do you realize what you are saying?
Canada expensive for an American? Dont give the Canucks the satisfaction! We have dominated their economy for 100 years! They are all giddy at the thought of a weak US dollar. You just made millions happy...!

Rather, Fu_ckhead Bush did!

[Pisis]

My list is:

-Argentina - Don't cry for me, sky blue color, football

-Brazil - Football, music, big country, rainforests

-Chile - Wine, Pinochet, Incredible shape on the map

-Uruguay - Montevideo, River Plate

-Colombia - Bogotá, Cociane, Football

-Mexico - Marshal Basén, Burritos, Tacos, Tappas

-USA - New World, Columbus, White House, US Army

-Canada - RCAF, Incredibly wonderful nature, small denisty of people

-Spain - Inquisition, (Re)conquista, Catholic Church, Madrid, Hot girls

-France - Paris, Armée de 'Air, Mirage, Wine, De Gaulle

-Germany - Country of my forefathers, Deutsche sprache, Porn

-Austria - Vienna, Austro-Hungarian Empire, Austrians are Czechs who never learned German properly

-Sweden - Ingmar Bergman, IKEA, ice hockey

-Italy - Rome, Ceasar, Forum Romanum, Colloseum, Pizza, Bibione, Alberto Moravia, Federico Fellini, Vittorio De Sica, italiano

-England - Battle of Britian, the White Cliffs of Dover, Chavs, Ugly girls

-Czech Republic - Dulce et decorum est pro patria mori. Má vlast.

-Hungary - Magyarsorzság, Budapéstó, Dohány

-Ukranie - Lviv, Subcarpathian Ruthenia, Leonid Kuchma, Juschenkom Tymoshenko

-Russia - Incredibly humongous and complicated country, 1968 but also 1945

-China - chinese food, incredibly high traditional culture

-Japan - sushi, Tokyo, A6M Zero, Kurosawa, Takeo Ischi

-Saudi Arabia - Incredibly rich Arabs building snow slopes in the middle of a desert

-Lebanon - The Cedar of Lebanon, أهل السنة vs. شيعة vs. durūz vs. christian,

-South afrika - Cape Town, Bill Pomerantz, Nelson Mandela

-Israel - וְעַל כָּל יִשְֹרָאֵל וְאִמְרוּ אָמֵן הוּא יַעֲשֶֹה שָׁלוֹם עָלֵינוּ

-Australia - Big continent with only one government, not too many cities but a lot of kangaroos, Sydney Opera House, Bush (not george!)

-New Zealand - Kiwi, wonderful landscape, tough to get citizenship, precious spiecies

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

-Argentina - Beef, Falklands

-Brazil - Samba, World Cup, Amazon, Rainforest

-Chile - Con Carne

-Uruguay - Graf Spee

-Colombia - Drugs, Coffee

-Mexico - Illegal Immigrants, Cancun, Spring Break

-USA - Elections, Alaska, piss for beer, American Football

-Canada - Great place, crappy beer

-Spain - Ibiza, Madrid, Barcelona, Bull Fight

-France - Foofy language, good wine, Paris wonderful city but filled with arrogant people.

-Germany - Great place to live, Great Beer, good looking women, rich history.

-Austria - Alps

-Sweden - Hot Women

-Italy - Crappy Drivers

-England - Bad teeth, soccer hooligans, The Queen

-Czech Republic - Great Beer, Prague

-Hungary - Im Hungry

-Ukranie - Next

-Russia - Putin, Soviet, Bear

-China - Poor Human Rights, Communist, Expansion

-Japan - Sushi, Hiroshima, Nagasaki

-Saudi Arabia - Backwards laws, desert

-Lebanon - Beruit, good food.

-South afrika - Crime, HIV, apartheid

-Israel - Jews, Possibly the start of the next major war.

-Australia - Great beaches, chicks with hot accents, decent beer.

-New Zealand - Lord of the Rings!

[The Basket]

England?
Not Scotland then.

[CharlesBronson]

Good posting again lads, is very interesting to realize the different views.

USA - f**ked up country with high taxes and lovley, but spiteful women

That was nasty.

cute girls who do anything for a few yen

...and this too

England?
Not Scotland then

Oh...Just ad Scotland to the list and problem solved.

[GrauGeist]

-Argentina - Cattle ranches, Malvinas (Falklands) War

-Brazil - Amazon, Carnivale, "1º Grupo" P-47 unit (Europe), women's olympic beach volleyball team

-Chile - Andes mountains, Patagonia

-Uruguay - corruption, Graf Spee

-Colombia - drug cartels, the real "Cali"

-Mexico - Baja, Bohemia Cervesa, NAFTA, illegals

-USA - too much politics and stupidity, best damn military in the known solar system

-Canada - RCMP, amazing scenery, Canso Acadian, Possum Lodge

-Spain - Iberian bulls, Galleons, Flamenco dancers

-France - WWI battles, Eiffel tower

-Germany - Oktoberfest, long military history, precision machinery, Rammstein (the rock band), many of my ancestors

-Austria - Alps, classical music, Hapsburg dynasty

-Sweden - Vikings, SAAB, good lookin' women

-Italy - Ancient Rome, excellent food, good lookin' women

-England - Redcoats, medieval architecture

-Czech Republic - Sudetenland annexation, Avia aircraft, Skoda

-Hungary - Magyars, castles

-Ukranie - Olympic athletes, hot lookin' women, brutal WWII battles

-Rusia - Joe Stalin, pre-soviet architecture, Napoleon & Hitler's folly, siberia

-China - Terracotta Army, The AVG, cantonese food, Walmart & "most favored nation"

-Japan - Bushido, martial discipline, good lookin' women, Pacific War

-Saudi Arabia - OPEC, excessive wealth, extreme contradictions

-Lebanon - Lebanese Cedar, Beruit always in the news

-South afrika - Boer wars, civil unrest

-Israel - Bible, Crusades, tough modern military

-Australia - crazy cool people, Mad Max, great barrier reef, AC/DC

-New Zealand - incredible landscapes, Maori, "Leopard Lager" beer

-Scotland - Bagpipes, Black Watch, many of my ancestors

[Amsel]

Do you realize what you are saying?
Canada expensive for an American? Dont give the Canucks the satisfaction! We have dominated their economy for 100 years! They are all giddy at the thought of a weak US dollar. You just made millions happy...!

Rather, Fu_ckhead Bush did!

I'll keep it just between us.

[merlin]

England?
Not Scotland then.

Yes, and what about Wales too.

Wales - land of castles,
- land of song - from choirs to Shirely Bassey, from Tom Jones to the Sterophonics,
- where Dr. Who is filmed,
- land where the coal mined there, in the earlier part of the 20th century powered the world's ships,
- a land of beautiful scenary,
- a land geographically/weather stable - no hurricanes, earthquakes,
- and Catherine Zeta Jones!!

[Matt308]

-Argentina - Antartica, Falklands

-Brazil - Rain Forest, nude beaches, soccer

-Chile - Mountains

-Uruguay - [blank]

-Colombia - drugs

-Mexico - Invading US, corruption, good food

-USA - Radical leftists, ugly cities, powerful military, hated by the world and I don't care

-Canada - Beautiful, backwards, friends

-Spain - Galleons, castles, quiet in world politics

-France - Arrogant, Aholes, hate Americans, lazy, abuse other European powers, untrustworthy

-Germany - Meticulous, regimented, engineering, world power, never forget

-Austria - Beautiful mountains

-Sweden - Blue and yellow

-Italy - coffee, soccer

-England - Mods and rockers, The Who, allies, hooligans, Spitfire

-Czech Republic - insignia, warfare, hostility, beautiful architecture

-Hungary - Soviet satellite state

-Ukranie - Enemy of cold war, bombers, missiles

-Russia - Communism, millions of deaths under Stalin, cold war, missiles, submarines, tanks, beautiful women with ugly accents, drunks

-China - Next world power, eclipse US power, war, shoddy products, abuse their people

-Japan - Staunch ally and can't understand why given extreme differences in societal make up,

-Saudi Arabia - Oil, hates America, 9/11, abuses women, religious zealots, squandering their wealth for a country whose primary asset other than oil is sand

-Lebanon - Effed up hell hole of humanity

-South afrika - Racial hatred, doomed

-Israel - Hated by the world except US, entirely too moderate in their response to those who do their citizens harm, a gleaming light of hope for the middleast cesspool

-Australia - wonderful people, nice manners, huge country, ally, isolated

-New Zealand - Lord of the Rings

-Scotland - Bagpipes, wonderful lilting accent, beautiful country