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12-28-2006, 04:00 PM
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#61 | | Master of Ewes
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Country:  | HA! i only wish i'd come up with something so clever 
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12-28-2006, 06:00 PM
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#62 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Washington State
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Country:  | What else do you keep in boxes, Lanc? Sheeps' bullocks?
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12-29-2006, 09:40 AM
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#63 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: The home of the Sky blues, Manchester. UK
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| whatever you do Lancs dont tell them of the time you put sheeps' bollocks in a box.
Hey K9. have you heard of the use of credit cards over a gun shot wound?
( I trained first aid cadets many years ago, so had heard of the clingfilm tip- people think you a crazy when you say what seems such daft ideas). I was watching TV last night (gun shot victim) and said out loud (as I often do when talking to the TV) put a credit card over it (they picked up a little cloth) and my daughter said... not another crazy idea of yours. Did I make that up???
Maybe you should do a K9 tips thread - keep us all safe!! | |
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12-29-2006, 01:03 PM
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#64 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Kiwi Land
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Country:  | Crippen
The outer plastic wrapping of a field dressing will do the same job. This is for a "sucking chest wound". The lung has been punctured as well as the skin and air is entering in and out of the wound. Think gunshot wound.
Slap the plastic cover on the wound (Check for exit wound as well). Wrap the bandages tightly to get as good a seal as possible.
The victim will NOT like you for this part but it is essential. They need to be laid on their side WITH THE WOUND as soon as possible.
This is because they alreay have one impaired lung with blood in it, laying them flat or on the other side will only fill the good lung and with blood and drown them.
Most commonly seen at Motor Vehicle Accidents where numb nuts wasn't wearing their seatbelt and played ping pong around the inside of the vehicle, breaking ribs and punching the bone ends through the skin and lung.
You can tell the a sucking chest wound easily enough, once the wound is exposed you will see pink foaming blood forming when they exhale, and probably hear a rattling noise when they inhale.
Also, they won't look happy.
PS Crippen.
It is your job to keep yourself safe. My job is picking up the mess when you don't do your job.
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12-29-2006, 01:25 PM
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#65 | | Master of Ewes
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Country: | this's all getting very heavy, seriously K9, the dick in the box will do you good 
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12-29-2006, 01:36 PM
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#66 | | Senior Member
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Country: | Oh no. Again with the male anatomy to cheer your mates up.
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12-30-2006, 12:47 AM
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#67 | | Senior Member
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I am married with a 2 1/2 year old son. I am 43.
I love my wife and my son.
Give it a rest before someone hands you your dick in a box.
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12-30-2006, 12:00 PM
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#68 | | Senior Member
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Lanc means well.
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12-30-2006, 12:18 PM
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#69 | | the old Sage
Join Date: May 2004 Location: Platonic Sphere
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Country: | nope I am sending those big John Kerry honies to visit Lancs home so they can do some serious tickling .... ............... .. . .
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12-30-2006, 01:04 PM
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#70 | | Senior Member
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Country: | It won't help, Erich. But thoughts are kind.
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01-01-2007, 04:20 AM
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#71 | | Senior Member
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Originally Posted by k9kiwi  Lanc
I am married with a 2 1/2 year old son. I am 43.
I love my wife and my son.
Give it a rest before someone hands you your dick in a box. |
Well done son.
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01-01-2007, 08:59 AM
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#72 | | Member
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| I got a airsoft gun and a new backpack because; some kid's at my school super glue it shut.
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01-01-2007, 01:40 PM
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#73 | | Senior Member
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Country: | Ouch. That's brutal csrruss. Did they get in trouble? Or are you secretely passive agressive?
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