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What to do on a plane if the passenger next to you is irritating..
1- Remove your lap top from its bag
2- Open the laptop slowly and carefully
3- Turn it on
4- Ensure the passenger next to you is watching
5- Connect to the Internet
6- Close your eyes for a brief moment, open them again, turn
your gaze upwards to the skies as if in prayer
7- Take a deep breath and open this site:
The End!!!!
8-Observe the facial expression of your neighboring passenger
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- Albert Einstein
Life is tough..its even harder when you're stupid. -John Wayne
and hope hes not a US Marshall!!!
That was great!!
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That's just wrong, funny, but wrong.
"I may disagree with what you have to say, but I shall defend, to the death, your right to say it." - Voltaire
A hundred times every day I remind myself that my inner and outer life depend on the labors of other men, living and dead, and that I must exert myself in order to give in the same measure as I have received and am still receiving.
- Albert Einstein
Life is tough..its even harder when you're stupid. -John Wayne
LMAO
Good one!
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For once you have tasted flight you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skywards, for there you have been and there you will long to return. Leonardo Da Vinci
...wear a parachute, cuz the other passengers are gonna DB Cooper your butt!!!!
Pillage, then burn.
Argue not with dragons, for thou art crunchy and go well on toast.
Got a good chuckle, but expect your flight to be short, as I'm sure the crew will kick you out at 10,000 feet.
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That was hilarious.
I will agree you may need wings or parachute if you do it though.
Wheels
oh you'd totally need wings at that point..not everyone appreciates a little levity.
"I may disagree with what you have to say, but I shall defend, to the death, your right to say it." - Voltaire
A hundred times every day I remind myself that my inner and outer life depend on the labors of other men, living and dead, and that I must exert myself in order to give in the same measure as I have received and am still receiving.
- Albert Einstein
Life is tough..its even harder when you're stupid. -John Wayne
Now, that was funny.
By the way, God does have a place for all of his creatures. Right next to the potatoes and gravy.
"Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup"
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