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Aeroplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch.
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06-28-2005, 09:30 AM
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#1 | | Senior Member
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Why Aeroplanes Are Better Than Women
Aeroplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch.
An aeroplane’s thrust to weight ratio is higher.
An aeroplane does not get mad if you "touch and go."
An aeroplane does not object to a pre-light inspection.
Aeroplanes come with manuals.
Aeroplanes have strict weight and balance limits.
You can fly an aeroplane any time of the month.
Aeroplanes like to do it inverted.
Aeroplanes don't come with in-laws.
Aeroplanes don't whine unless something is really wrong.
Aeroplanes don't care about how many other aeroplanes you have flown.
When flying, you and your aeroplane both arrive at the same time.
Aeroplanes don't mind if you look at other aeroplanes.
Aeroplanes don't mind if you buy aeroplane magazines.
Aeroplanes don't mind if you rent another aeroplane.
It's OK to use tie-downs on your aeroplane.
An aeroplane will kill you quickly... a woman takes her time
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06-28-2005, 10:48 AM
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#2 | | "Shooter"
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06-28-2005, 10:55 AM
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#3 | | Der Crewchief
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__________________  US Army Blackhawk Crewchief 2000-2006 Classic ww2aircraft.net quotes: fly boy said: "isn't that the first jet bomber? becasue i have flown one in a flight sim before and i know how it handles" "wait what ok who made the b-2 crash come on people that messed up its a b-2" "ah yes the mistel those things are so annoying is games and in real life" | |
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06-28-2005, 12:48 PM
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i like 'em.........
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06-28-2005, 01:16 PM
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06-28-2005, 01:24 PM
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#6 | | Der Crewchief
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__________________ US Army Blackhawk Crewchief 2000-2006 Classic ww2aircraft.net quotes: fly boy said: "isn't that the first jet bomber? becasue i have flown one in a flight sim before and i know how it handles" "wait what ok who made the b-2 crash come on people that messed up its a b-2" "ah yes the mistel those things are so annoying is games and in real life" | |
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06-28-2005, 01:24 PM
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#7 | | Minister of Whoopass
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06-28-2005, 01:55 PM
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#8 | | Der Crewchief
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__________________ US Army Blackhawk Crewchief 2000-2006 Classic ww2aircraft.net quotes: fly boy said: "isn't that the first jet bomber? becasue i have flown one in a flight sim before and i know how it handles" "wait what ok who made the b-2 crash come on people that messed up its a b-2" "ah yes the mistel those things are so annoying is games and in real life" | |
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06-28-2005, 02:14 PM
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06-28-2005, 02:56 PM
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#10 | | Der Crewchief
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Country: | Yeah until you become married and then it automatically becomes instinct that it is in her job description. But that does not last for long either....
__________________ US Army Blackhawk Crewchief 2000-2006 Classic ww2aircraft.net quotes: fly boy said: "isn't that the first jet bomber? becasue i have flown one in a flight sim before and i know how it handles" "wait what ok who made the b-2 crash come on people that messed up its a b-2" "ah yes the mistel those things are so annoying is games and in real life" | |
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06-28-2005, 02:59 PM
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#11 | | Minister of Whoopass
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"Your such a slob."
U smack wife in head, pick up dirty underwear...
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06-28-2005, 02:59 PM
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#12 | | "Shooter"
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Originally Posted by cheddar cheese Jeez les, Im only 15 and I dont have a wife but I still pick up the dirty washing from the floor | That's because your mom tells you to do it!  One way or the other, someone will tell you if you don't!
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06-28-2005, 04:01 PM
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#13 | | Der Crewchief
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__________________ US Army Blackhawk Crewchief 2000-2006 Classic ww2aircraft.net quotes: fly boy said: "isn't that the first jet bomber? becasue i have flown one in a flight sim before and i know how it handles" "wait what ok who made the b-2 crash come on people that messed up its a b-2" "ah yes the mistel those things are so annoying is games and in real life" | |
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06-29-2005, 08:34 AM
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| Yer but lads you seem to love the ladies so much..... you just can't resists them.... even threads dedecated to them.
Just learn to accept your love for them . | |
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06-29-2005, 09:24 AM
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#15 | | "Shooter"
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