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    What is the worst way to do stuff?

    For example: The worst way to mow the lawn is to do it with a lawn mower without gas.

    Another Example: The worst way to brush your teeth is to do it without toothpaste.


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    Kinda' a weird thread but ......The worst way to hunt Cape Buffalo is with a gun without bullets.
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    You mean.... like, taking a leak, and not unzip your fly ???

    Just thought I'd ask.....

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    Exactly!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ccheese View Post
    You mean.... like, taking a leak, and not unzip your fly ???

    Just thought I'd ask.....

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    The worst way to fly is with just enough gas to get your airplane to about 1,000 feet.

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    The worst way to feed your dog is to do it without any food.

    The worst way to water the plants is to do it without any water.

    The worst way to watch T.V. is to do it without a T.V..

    The worst way to look at the clock is to do it without a clock.

    The worst way to drink a glass of water is to do it without a glass.

    The worst way to buy somthing is to do it without any money.

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    The worst way to fly is to jump off a tall cliff and just start waving your arms wildly.
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    A 2006 study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that Americans drink an average of 22 gallons of beer a year. That means, on average, Americans get about 41 miles per gallon.

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    The worst way to light your farts on fire is.....wait a minute...IS there a GOOD way???
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    A 2006 study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that Americans drink an average of 22 gallons of beer a year. That means, on average, Americans get about 41 miles per gallon.

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    The worst way to drive is to drive while wearing a blindfold.


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