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07-22-2009, 10:20 PM
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| Banned  Join Date: Jun 2009
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|  The worst way to do stuff What is the worst way to do stuff? For example: The worst way to mow the lawn is to do it with a lawn mower without gas.  Another Example: The worst way to brush your teeth is to do it without toothpaste. |
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07-22-2009, 10:25 PM
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| Senior Member  Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Pennsylvania
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| Kinda' a weird thread but ......The worst way to hunt Cape Buffalo is with a gun without bullets.
__________________ "This is the day which the lord hath made; we will rejoice and be glad in it." Psalms 118:24  |
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07-22-2009, 10:26 PM
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| Older Than Dirt   Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Virginia Beach, Virginia
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| You mean.... like, taking a leak, and not unzip your fly ??? Just thought I'd ask..... Charles
__________________  I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow doesn't look good either.... |
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07-22-2009, 10:28 PM
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| Exactly! |
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07-22-2009, 11:12 PM
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| Senior Member  Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Hurst, Texas
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| Mountain biking without checking the bolts attaching your front tire to your front forks. Quote:
__________________  Pillage, then burn. Argue not with dragons, for thou art crunchy and go well on toast. | |
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07-22-2009, 11:23 PM
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| Senior Member  Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Abingdon, VA.
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07-22-2009, 11:26 PM
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| Banned Join Date: Jun 2009
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| That smilie always scared me. |
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07-23-2009, 10:40 AM
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| Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Phila, Pa
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| The worst way to fly is with just enough gas to get your airplane to about 1,000 feet. |
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07-23-2009, 11:43 AM
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| Banned Join Date: Jun 2009
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| The worst way to feed your dog is to do it without any food. The worst way to water the plants is to do it without any water. The worst way to watch T.V. is to do it without a T.V.. The worst way to look at the clock is to do it without a clock. The worst way to drink a glass of water is to do it without a glass. The worst way to buy somthing is to do it without any money. |
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07-23-2009, 11:56 AM
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| Senior Member  Join Date: May 2009 Location: Denmark.
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| The worst way to fly is to jump off a tall cliff and just start waving your arms wildly. And no - I don't talk from experience. 
__________________  Kein Anderer als ein Jäger spürt - Den Kampf und Sieg so konzentriert, Das macht uns glücklich, stolz und froh - Der Jägerei ein Horrido! |
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07-23-2009, 12:25 PM
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| Senior Member  Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Corona, California
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| The worst way to swim is with a concrete block tied to your ankle. Wheels
__________________ Cheers  Wheelsup_cavu  Wheels's Photos - Time lapse build of an F/A-18 Super Hornet - Lock N' Load  |
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07-23-2009, 12:25 PM
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| Senior Member  Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Minnesota
Posts: 3,204
| The worst way to hammer a nail is with your forehead.
__________________  A 2006 study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that Americans drink an average of 22 gallons of beer a year. That means, on average, Americans get about 41 miles per gallon. |
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07-23-2009, 12:45 PM
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| Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Oshawa ON
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| The worst way to light your farts on fire is.....wait a minute...IS there a GOOD way???
__________________ "In war, the truth is so precious, she must be jealously watched over by a body guard of lies." |
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07-23-2009, 12:54 PM
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| Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Minnesota
Posts: 3,204
| The worst way to put out a roaring flatulence fire is with a cup of gasoline.
__________________ A 2006 study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that Americans drink an average of 22 gallons of beer a year. That means, on average, Americans get about 41 miles per gallon. Last edited by Bucksnort101; 07-23-2009 at 12:56 PM. |
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07-23-2009, 12:57 PM
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| Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Corona, California
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| The worst way to drive is to drive while wearing a blindfold. Wheels
__________________ Cheers Wheelsup_cavu Wheels's Photos - Time lapse build of an F/A-18 Super Hornet - Lock N' Load |
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