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[cheddar cheese]

[plan_D]

That would be awful...spilling your drink.

[cheddar cheese]

although i think there must be a positive correlation between "number of pints drunk" and "possibility of spilling drink".

[plan_D]

I don't think so. The more you drink the more your body directs its efforts to drink more, so in turn all your available senses are directed into NOT spilling and actually moving the pint to your mouth

[cheddar cheese]

That makes sense

[plan_D]

I study the actions of drunken men and women. I do studies by taking part in the drinking ritual myself and sometimes tape the night for amusement..<cough> study purposes.

My studies show your body directs all its efforts into drinking more, this directs energy from feeling pain, walking straight and upright and also talking sensibly and clearly.

[cheddar cheese]

Have you ever been so drunk you need to hold on to the floor whilst lying down?

[plan_D]

No, and I've never seen that. In fact I don't understand what you mean. The only time I've been drunk and on the floor is when I'm not longer able to stand and my brain has ceased to work. In effect, I'm dead...

[cheddar cheese]

[plan_D]

So when I do die, it'll be nothing new. Just another Friday night...

[cheddar cheese]

it will take a while for people to actually realise your dead then...

[plan_D]

That could provide a few hilarious moments, and the first person to notice I'm dead could pull a great prank on someone.

[cheddar cheese]

[lesofprimus]

You guys should be referred to as "The Thread Killers..."

Thats 3 topics u basically made worthless..... Good on ya...

[cheddar cheese]

You aint found the others yet then...