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04-03-2007, 09:03 PM
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| aka Dickcheese   Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Washington State
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| BREAKING NEWS!! RESEARCH SHOWS THAT BREAST GAZING IS GOOD FOR THE HEART from naturalwellnessandhealth.com Although politically incorrect this titillating study may be very good news for men. The New England Journal of Medicine reports that staring at women’s breasts is good for a man’s health and can add years to his life. The journal reports gerontologist Dr. Karen Weatherby’s findings that ‘Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a female is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out.’ Dr. Weatherby and researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany compared the health of 200 male outpatients. The study required half of the men to look at well endowed females every day. The other half were to refrain from this. After five years of breast watching the study revealed that bosom-watchers had lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and fewer instances of coronary artery disease. Dr. Weatherby reports that sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. The study indicates that staring at breasts for a few minutes each day cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half. Surely there has to be a more politically correct way!
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04-03-2007, 10:52 PM
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| Banned Join Date: Nov 2004
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| Excellent. Women across the earth should be advised regarding this particularly interesting finding. The sooner the better. The message should include the following phrase: "In the best interest of the health of men is that we beg your forebearance and offer apologies for the inconvenience this new rules in place may cause". |
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04-03-2007, 11:44 PM
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| aka Dickcheese Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Washington State
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| I new I'd get a response out of you, Udet. 
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04-04-2007, 10:14 AM
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| Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Phila, Pa
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04-04-2007, 10:29 AM
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04-04-2007, 11:05 AM
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| Der Crewchief  Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Ansbach, Germany
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04-04-2007, 12:06 PM
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| Siggy Master  Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Poland
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04-04-2007, 12:17 PM
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| the old Sage  Join Date: May 2004 Location: Platonic Sphere
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| yep red is one of my favorite colors ! 
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04-04-2007, 01:13 PM
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| Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Cracow
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| What a beauty medicine...
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04-04-2007, 01:43 PM
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| aka Dickcheese Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Washington State
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| Yes, I agree... (and be careful with your posts here boys)
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04-04-2007, 01:49 PM
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| the old Sage Join Date: May 2004 Location: Platonic Sphere
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| agreed, let's not go back to the pre-porn dayz guys
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04-04-2007, 01:57 PM
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| Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Phila, Pa
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| BTW Matt, great thread! One of my favorite topics. |
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04-04-2007, 01:58 PM
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| "World Traveller"   Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Royal Deeside/St Andrews, Scotland, UK
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  | Yay! Well on the way to living into triple figures then...
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04-04-2007, 05:01 PM
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| Senior Member  Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: George - South Africa
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| Oh yes, now I will vissot the beach and get my medicine for my heart.
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04-05-2007, 05:32 PM
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