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    What should you remember about when you take part in "gruppen sex"?
    Not to be omitted !


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    "He's a menace to himself and everything else in the air... yes, birds too." - Airplane!

    Memory of Nation

    Why Did Hitler Want Czechoslovakia

    WW2 Was A War That Had To Be Fought!

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    a lit bit crazy...

    "A good fighter pilot, like a good boxer, should have a knockout punch..... You will find one attack you prefer to all others. Work on it till you can do it to perfection... then use it whenever possible."
    - Captain Reade Tilley, USAAF 7 Victories, WW-II -

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    Yeah, but I almost died by laugh when I clicked the link and this appeared.
    "He's a menace to himself and everything else in the air... yes, birds too." - Airplane!

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    it's true.

    "A good fighter pilot, like a good boxer, should have a knockout punch..... You will find one attack you prefer to all others. Work on it till you can do it to perfection... then use it whenever possible."
    - Captain Reade Tilley, USAAF 7 Victories, WW-II -

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    "A good fighter pilot, like a good boxer, should have a knockout punch..... You will find one attack you prefer to all others. Work on it till you can do it to perfection... then use it whenever possible."
    - Captain Reade Tilley, USAAF 7 Victories, WW-II -

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    very nice...
    "He's a menace to himself and everything else in the air... yes, birds too." - Airplane!

    Memory of Nation

    Why Did Hitler Want Czechoslovakia

    WW2 Was A War That Had To Be Fought!

    Children of Hamas


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    Quote Originally Posted by Pisis
    This is an excalent dance.I wonder if Adolf could dance breakdance.Ha,ha,ha.

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    An interesting shot V2.It's true that people with flat feet serve in the NAVY.

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    do you know why it's called PMS
    because mad cow was already taken

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    my friend sent this on e-mail

    BOY: May I hold your hand?
    GIRL: No thanks, it isn't heavy.

    GIRL: Say you love me! Say you love me!
    BOY: You love me...

    GIRL: If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
    BOY: Sure, what's your phone number??

    GIRL: I think the poorest people are the happiest.
    BOY: Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple

    GIRL: Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
    BOY: Don't you ever want to improve??

    BOY: I love you and I could die for you!
    GIRL: How soon??

    BOY: I would go to the end of the world for you!
    GIRL: Yes, but would you stay there??

    SHARON: Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
    TRACY: I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.

    MAN: You remind me of the sea.
    WOMAN: Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
    MAN: NO, because you make me sick.

    WIFE: You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
    HUSBAND: You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.

    MARY: John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think, Peter?
    PETER: A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.

    Girlfriend: "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"
    Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".

    Teacher: "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
    Pupil: "The moon".
    Teacher: "Why?"
    Pupil: "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it".

    Teacher: "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"
    Pupil: "A teacher".

    Waiter: "Would you like your coffee black?"
    Customer: "What other colors do you have?"

    My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called
    current affairs.

    Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"
    Sam : "It's a family tradition".
    Teacher : "What do you mean?"
    Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".
    Teacher : "What about your mother?"
    Sam : "She's a woman".

    Tom "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?"
    David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated".

    Teacher: "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?"
    Student : "Brotherly love".

    Teacher: "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"
    Sam: "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".

    Patient: "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?"
    Doctor: "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated.
    The others all died".

    Teacher: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
    One Student: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time."

    Teacher: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it.
    Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?"
    One Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand."




    "The German Luftwaffe always fought without any reserves. This is also the reason why we have pilots with extremely high numbers of victories."
    - General der Jagdflieger Adolf Galland"



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    LOL.

    I've herad two fantstic jokes about Brezhnev recently.
    The 1st one.

    Comrade Leoind Ilyich Brezhnev is starting the opening ceremony of the XXII Summer Olympic Games in Moscow 1980. He stands on the tribune and reads:
    "O... O... O... O..."
    Suddenly a one of his flunkeys turns to him and whispers to his ear:
    "Comrade Leoind Ilyich, you're not supposed to read that, that's an Olympic symbol!"

    "He's a menace to himself and everything else in the air... yes, birds too." - Airplane!

    Memory of Nation

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    Great, isn't it... It cracked me up when I heard that...
    Here's the second one.

    Leonid Ilyich Brezhnev disappears.
    They seek for him all over the Soviet Union.
    He's nowhere to be found.
    Finally, they go to Chukotka, where they ask this old dyedushka:
    "Comrade, haven't you seen our comrade Leonid Ilyich?"
    He replies: "Nyet, but look, in this forest, there is a bear who is shi*ting medals for a week in a row!"

    "He's a menace to himself and everything else in the air... yes, birds too." - Airplane!

    Memory of Nation

    Why Did Hitler Want Czechoslovakia

    WW2 Was A War That Had To Be Fought!

    Children of Hamas


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    Yes,it is
    There is another one:
    At the end of his life Leonid Brezhnev was like a terminator.If they put him the button down he was walking.

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