ADS NOT DISPLAYED TO REGISTERED USERS.
Page 49 of 96 FirstFirst ... 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 ... LastLast
Results 721 to 735 of 1435

Quokes/Jotes... Continued! 2!

Old Threads Discuss Quokes/Jotes... Continued! 2! in the Old Stuff forums; That must of hurt a lot.......

  1. #721
    World Travelling Doctor? Gnomey's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2004
    Location
    Royal Deeside/Swansea, UK
    Posts
    28,798
    Country
    United Kingdom
    That must of hurt a lot....



    "Success is not Final, Failure is not Fatal, it is the Courage to Continue that Counts"
    Sir Winston Churchill

    "To him the People of the World Largely owe the Freedom and Liberties they Enjoy Today"
    Enscription on Hugh Dowding's (AOC Fighter Command 1936-40) statue in London


    My Photo Collections on Flickr

  2. #722
    Senior Member loomaluftwaffe's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2005
    Posts
    1,853
    Country
    Philippine
    hell yeah


    "The German Luftwaffe always fought without any reserves. This is also the reason why we have pilots with extremely high numbers of victories."
    - General der Jagdflieger Adolf Galland"



  3. #723
    Senior Member Pisis's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2004
    Location
    Praga Mater Urbium
    Posts
    5,914
    Country
    Czech Republic
    Country II
    Sweden
    Hehe, what a stupid guy...

  4. #724
    Senior Member Pisis's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2004
    Location
    Praga Mater Urbium
    Posts
    5,914
    Country
    Czech Republic
    Country II
    Sweden
    LOL
    Attached Images

  5. #725
    Senior Member Pisis's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2004
    Location
    Praga Mater Urbium
    Posts
    5,914
    Country
    Czech Republic
    Country II
    Sweden
    More stupid sh1t...

  6. #726
    Siggy Master Wurger's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2005
    Location
    Poland
    Posts
    27,579
    Country
    Poland
    The second is stupid but the first one no.

  7. #727
    Senior Member Pisis's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2004
    Location
    Praga Mater Urbium
    Posts
    5,914
    Country
    Czech Republic
    Country II
    Sweden
    Hehe...

  8. #728
    Senior Member 102first_hussars's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Location
    Edmonton,Alberta
    Posts
    2,260
    Country
    Canada
    A woman is standing in line at the pearly gates talking to St. Peter when she hears an awful scream. "What was that!?" she asks.

    "Oh don't worry," St. Peter replies, "That was the person before you getting the holes drilled in their back for their wings."

    "Ouch," she blurts.

    Again she hears another ear-shattering scream. "Now what was that?" she inquires.

    St. Peter responds, "The same person was getting holes drilled in their head for a halo."

    Terrified the woman looks St. Peter in the eyes and says, "I think I'd rather go to hell."

    He responds, "No, no you don't want to do that, you'll be raped and sodomized there!"

    The woman pauses and replies, "Well, at least I already have the holes for that!"
    Hello me...meet the real me.
    And my misfits way of life.
    A dark black past is my
    Most valued possession.
    Hindsight is always 20-20,
    But looking back its still a bit fuzzy.
    Speak of mutually assured destruction?
    Nice story...tell it to readers digest!!!

  9. #729
    Siggy Master Wurger's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2005
    Location
    Poland
    Posts
    27,579
    Country
    Poland

  10. #730
    World Travelling Doctor? Gnomey's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2004
    Location
    Royal Deeside/Swansea, UK
    Posts
    28,798
    Country
    United Kingdom


    "Success is not Final, Failure is not Fatal, it is the Courage to Continue that Counts"
    Sir Winston Churchill

    "To him the People of the World Largely owe the Freedom and Liberties they Enjoy Today"
    Enscription on Hugh Dowding's (AOC Fighter Command 1936-40) statue in London


    My Photo Collections on Flickr

  11. #731
    v2
    v2 is offline
    Senior Member v2's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2005
    Location
    Cracow
    Posts
    5,311
    Country
    Poland

    True story...

    Sgt. Baranowski and the Goose:

    The theft of one of his geese compelled a country policemen to begin an investigation into the matter. By chance he discovered the missing goose being held and fed by Polish airmen, and even walked on a leash around the aerodrome. The case was settled in a court of law at Newcastle-upon-Tyne:

    "The defendant, Sgt. Baranowski, 317 Squadron, when asked if he pled guilty, replied that before answering the question he would like to make a short explanation to the court. The judge permitted him to speak, and waited for what the Pole was going to say in his broken English. The sergeant, as befits a soldier, looked the judge straight in the eyes, and related briefly, as if reporting, the story of his fighter squadron, which had not even encountered the Germans, to say nothing about scoring a victory. At the same time British squadrons in the area were enjoying more luck. After researching the question in detail, he found that every other squadron had a mascot, while the Polish unit had none. One day, walking through the village, he saw a goose. He recalled the story of the geese in ancient Rome that saved the city. So, he decided to steal a goose. At night, while everybody else was having a good time in the Sergeants' Mess, he accomplished his plan. That was all he had to say in his defence.

    " 'Well', asked the judge ironically, 'has a German aeroplane fallen into the hands of the defendant, too?'

    "The counsel for the defence, a British officer, asked permission to speak, which was granted by the judge.

    " 'Two days after the goose was brought to the aerodrome', said the consel, 'the defendant shot down a Dornier during a patrol...'

    "... On hearing this the policeman asked the court to close the case, paid several pound sterling in costs, and shook the Polish airman's hand, saying 'sorry'."

    "A good fighter pilot, like a good boxer, should have a knockout punch..... You will find one attack you prefer to all others. Work on it till you can do it to perfection... then use it whenever possible."
    - Captain Reade Tilley, USAAF 7 Victories, WW-II -

  12. #732
    Senior Member Pisis's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2004
    Location
    Praga Mater Urbium
    Posts
    5,914
    Country
    Czech Republic
    Country II
    Sweden
    Hmm, but it is not funny, it more a case of randomness...

  13. #733
    Glock Perfection Matt308's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2005
    Location
    Washington State
    Posts
    18,819
    Country
    United States
    Chinese Eye Test

    If you can't read it, just pull the corners of your eyes outward (make your eyes slant).

    I love stupid internet $hit like this.
    Attached Images

    "Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if
    they made a difference in the world. But, the [U.S.]
    Marines don't have that problem."
    -- Ronald Reagan

    Master of Duplicate Posts

  14. #734
    Senior Member Wildcat's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2005
    Location
    Queensland
    Posts
    6,173
    Country
    Australia

  15. #735
    Senior Member Maestro's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2004
    Location
    Beaupré, Province of Québec, Canada
    Posts
    2,890
    Country
    Canada

Page 49 of 96 FirstFirst ... 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 ... LastLast

Similar Threads

  1. Worst aircraft of WW2?
    By cheddar cheese in forum Aviation
    Replies: 1879
    Last Post: 10-09-2011, 05:10 PM
  2. Best Tank Killer of WW2 continued
    By Erich in forum Aviation
    Replies: 1094
    Last Post: 08-26-2011, 11:02 AM
  3. Member Mug Shots (continued)
    By mosquitoman in forum Old Threads
    Replies: 378
    Last Post: 03-15-2007, 12:04 PM
  4. Quokes/Jotes...Continued!
    By Pisis in forum Old Threads
    Replies: 538
    Last Post: 10-19-2006, 11:27 PM
  5. Best Bomber of WW2 (continued)
    By cheddar cheese in forum Old Threads
    Replies: 709
    Last Post: 06-15-2005, 02:46 PM

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 84 85 86