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11-20-2005, 03:02 AM
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#46 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 2004
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Country:  | Finishing the worm is nothing, you should finish off the lizard. Story time:
My brother (when it comes to drinking is a ****ing nutcase) was in Gran Canaria with his mate ( a cop, and another ****ing nutcase) and they went to this chinese all you can eat. ****in' stupid woman dared them to eat the lizard out the bottom of the Tequila bottle...two of 'em there, so they ate one each. Bit the ****in' head off! And ate 'em .... the woman was ****in' throwin' up for ages....but these two were happy about it until next day when they were throwin' up blood. And they were out of action for about three days. They're excellent my brother and his mate...you go out drinkin' it's almost like they HAVE to be there to make it a real night. Even with me, and I'm nicknamed Colonel Chaos....
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11-20-2005, 09:07 AM
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#47 | | Minister of Whoopass
Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Long Island Native in Mississippi
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Country:  | I can actually confirm pD's story.... In Palma de Mallorca, I was privvy to a bottle with Japanese writing on it that had one very large lizard in it... U could swirl the bottle around and see pieces floating around....
The liquor was quite tasty, and we shot darts with the bartender for shots.... Well, wouldnt u guess, that one of the rules of the place was that anyone finishing the bottle had to eat the lizard...
So.... In comes a bunch of dumbass Marines, and they proceed to finish the bottle... They go outside and smash the bottle on the curb.... Then they came inside and cut the lizard into several pieces... Then the cameras came out as they started eating the lizard, leg hanging out of one mouth, tail out of anothers ect ect...
Well, as u have already guessed, they were all throwing up within 20 minutes.... Some of the funniest **** I'd ever seen....
And hussars, the next time u want to poke fun at me, we are going to have serious problems........ I would suggest that u shut the **** up and stay away from me.... U dont insult an Admin here, whether or not its me or someone else...
U understand???
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11-20-2005, 09:50 AM
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#48 | | Master of Ewes
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"Reminds me of the time I sank the Tirpitz" comments a Spitfire pilot, "One pass of course, old boy." | |
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11-20-2005, 09:58 AM
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#49 | | Der Crewchief
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Originally Posted by 102first_hussars Quote: |
Originally Posted by plan_D Have you ever even been to Britain? | I went to Scotland when I was very, Ive been to Paris, | Um just wanted to point something out. The question was Have you ever been to Britain not France. Paris is France.
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11-20-2005, 09:59 AM
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#50 | | Master of Ewes
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Country: | and we're nothing like the French.........
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11-20-2005, 10:07 AM
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#51 | | Der Crewchief
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Country: | That I can vouch for, been to both France and England many times and I have to say I like you Brits way better!
__________________ US Army Blackhawk Crewchief 2000-2006 Classic ww2aircraft.net quotes: fly boy said: "isn't that the first jet bomber? becasue i have flown one in a flight sim before and i know how it handles" "wait what ok who made the b-2 crash come on people that messed up its a b-2" "ah yes the mistel those things are so annoying is games and in real life" | |
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11-20-2005, 10:08 AM
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#52 | | Master of Ewes
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Country: | have you ever found yourself in cornwall?
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11-20-2005, 10:12 AM
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#53 | | Der Crewchief
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Country: | Dont think so. Ive been to London, Bristol, Nuquie (probably spelled it wrong), Plymoth, Little Stoke, and Dover.
I have also been to Dublin but that is not really in England but rather Ireland which I am sure you are well aware of being from the British Ilse and all.
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11-20-2005, 10:16 AM
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#54 | | Master of Ewes
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Country: | do you mean Newquay? were you at RAF St. Mawgan at the time?? if so that is Cornwall, take a look-see at this, St. Mawgan is the same site as the airport pretty much............. http://www.corisande.com/Newquay-StMawgan.htm
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11-20-2005, 10:43 AM
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#55 | | Der Crewchief
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Country: | Yes that is how you spell it. No I was not at RAF St. Mawgan. I was attending a Bristol Army Cadet Force camp at the time and me and my new found British Girl Friend got a pass and went there for the day to hang out and have fun.
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11-20-2005, 10:52 AM
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#56 | | Master of Ewes
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Country: | sounds good, what did you think of the cornish folk  < would you believe it, that's the closest there is to a hill billy smiley...........
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11-20-2005, 11:06 AM
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#57 | | Konfused with a 'K'
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Country:  | Ah Newquay, the closest thing we have to California 
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11-20-2005, 11:16 AM
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#58 | | Master of Ewes
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Country: | but newquay has better surf...........
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11-20-2005, 11:17 AM
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#59 | | Konfused with a 'K'
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Country: | But its all let down by the fact its in Cornwall.
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11-20-2005, 11:18 AM
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#60 | | Minister of Whoopass
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