Evan the Cold Warrior

[evangilder]

hehe, I toured some of them Suffolk broads as well.

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

Great pics up there. It is funny how somethings never change between then and now!

[Nonskimmer]

Those are great pics evan, and an interesting little snippet of personal history.

[evangilder]

Thanks, it was fun, but 4 years was enough. My last year was enough for me.

[lesofprimus]

Haiti is what did it to me evan... Haiti made me get outta the Navy... Some of the things.... Nm..

[evangilder]

Honduras for me, Les. That and having to work with spooks, those guys are just plain crazy.

[lesofprimus]

spooks, those guys are just plain crazy.

Yup...

[FLYBOYJ]

I dealt with them in Panama - thank god I was working as a civilian!

[trackend]

I love the snaps Evan the last one is so familiar as Les said Its seems to be standard operating procedure in any of the services It must be written down somewhere
Personnel Humiliation Of
1.1 Subject must have all clothing removed
2.1 Subject must be a fixed to static object or.
2.2 One that can be transported through public area
3.1 Affixing of subject . Use regulation adhesive tape or
3.2 Suitable equivalent Tape insulation electrical or Tape clear Office.
3.3 In extreme case humiliation Liquid Adhesive is permitted however
3.4 Orifice insertion should be avoided unless deserved.
4.1 Application of liquid coating to the Humilitatee is essential include.
4.2 Foam Shaving.
4.3 Oil Lubricating
4.4 Grease Lubricating
4.5 Ink Printing
4.6 Ketchup Tomato or general food stuffs
4.7 Pepper Chili is to be used within the confines of Garments Underwear.
5.1 Length of humiliation may be varied from 10 minutes
internal establishment too
5.2 Indefinite period in a public thoroughfare or until detained by local
law enforcement Officers which ever is the greater.

[evangilder]

That sounds about right. Looking back, it seems kind of cruel (kind of?), but at the time it was very funny. Then again there were other times that soemthing seemed very funny that today seem either not funny at all or are horrifying. Looking at it in perspective though, it makes sense. You do get a rather morbid, bizarre sense of humor in the military.

[lesofprimus]

We once did a guy up so bad (or good) that he had chewing tobacco and toothpaste stuffed up his nose and his ears... He was drunkenly passed out, and didnt wake up till the following morning...

We took everything in his room and piled it on top of him while he was in bed... EVERYTHING.... Posters, speakers, clothes, books, desk lamp, chair...... U name it....

[evangilder]

LOL! We took a drunk guy and moved his entire room out onto the drill pad at Keesler. It was hilarious because it was the exact same layout, just outside. He didn't even budge as we moved him and his bed outside.

[trackend]

Brilliant guys drunks are undoubtedly the best to attack Les /Evan as you can do most things and they are oblivious till the next day.shame you didnt have some pics.
We had and old pot bellied stove in one mess room and this lazy cook house pratt used to spend half his time kipping next to it in a chair so one of the lads climbed on the roof and chucked a bottle petrol down the stack there was a roar and a six foot flame shot out of the chimney the door of the mess burst open and this bloke staggered out in a cloud of soot and smoke no word of a lie he looked exactly like Al Jolson even down to the white rings around his mouth and eyes.

[evangilder]

A bit dangerous, but sounds really funny!

[lesofprimus]

LMFAO track...... Now that woulda been a Kodak Moment...

I actually had several pics from this whole charade, right down to the toothpaste and tobacco coming outta his nostrils, but I have been unable to locate them...