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Old 10-07-2005, 02:58 PM   #16
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Old 10-07-2005, 03:52 PM   #17
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Good ones, guys. I might have some others around. I will see what I can dig up. Adler, while funny, those statements are really true!
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Old 10-07-2005, 05:22 PM   #18
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Man that one is good.
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"wait what ok who made the b-2 crash come on people that messed up its a b-2"

"ah yes the mistel those things are so annoying is games and in real life"
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Old 10-09-2005, 10:32 AM   #19
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Dumb wannabe terrorists

dumb wannabe terrorists
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Old 10-09-2005, 10:42 AM   #20
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waanabe two

wannabe two
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Old 10-09-2005, 10:52 AM   #21
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Old 10-09-2005, 12:49 PM   #22
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Most of these are old, but some of you may or may not have seen some of these...
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Here's some ones I got sent a while ago, most people on here would have seen 'em I reckon and they're not all military. What? So shoot me...
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Old 10-09-2005, 01:53 PM   #24
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I like the Virgin/Slut one.
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Old 10-09-2005, 03:34 PM   #27
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