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10-07-2005, 02:58 PM
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#16 | | Konfused with a 'K'
Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Turin, Italy
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Country: | Yeah I love it 
__________________ with my one last gaping breath id apologise for bleeding on your shirt... |
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10-07-2005, 03:52 PM
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#17 | | "Shooter"
Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Moorpark, CA
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Country: | Good ones, guys. I might have some others around. I will see what I can dig up. Adler, while funny, those statements are really true!
__________________ http://www.vg-photo.com Wherever their bones may lie, the courage of heroes is consecrated in the hearts and engraved in the history of the free. Lt Col Honner DSO MC, 39th Commander speaking of the dead from the battle of Kokoda. |
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10-07-2005, 05:22 PM
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#18 | | Der Crewchief
Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Ansbach, Germany
Posts: 30,201
Country: | Man that one is good.
__________________ US Army Blackhawk Crewchief 2000-2006 Classic ww2aircraft.net quotes: fly boy said: "isn't that the first jet bomber? becasue i have flown one in a flight sim before and i know how it handles" "wait what ok who made the b-2 crash come on people that messed up its a b-2" "ah yes the mistel those things are so annoying is games and in real life" |
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10-09-2005, 10:32 AM
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#19 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Sep 2004
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| Dumb wannabe terrorists dumb wannabe terrorists |
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10-09-2005, 10:42 AM
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#20 | | Senior Member
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| waanabe two wannabe two |
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10-09-2005, 10:52 AM
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#21 | | World Traveler
Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Royal Deeside/St Andrews, Scotland, UK
Posts: 11,708
Country: | Good ones blackwatch 
__________________ "Success is not Final, Failure is not Fatal, it is the Courage to Continue that Counts"
Sir Winston Churchill "To him the People of the World Largely owe the Freedom and Liberties they Enjoy Today"
Enscription on Hugh Dowding's (AOC Fighter Command 1936-40) statue in London Moderator WW2 Talk: A WW2 Discussion Forum My Photo Collections on Flickr |
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10-09-2005, 12:49 PM
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#22 | | "Shooter"
Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Moorpark, CA
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Country: | Most of these are old, but some of you may or may not have seen some of these...
__________________ http://www.vg-photo.com Wherever their bones may lie, the courage of heroes is consecrated in the hearts and engraved in the history of the free. Lt Col Honner DSO MC, 39th Commander speaking of the dead from the battle of Kokoda. |
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10-09-2005, 12:55 PM
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#23 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 2004
Posts: 12,061
Country: | Here's some ones I got sent a while ago, most people on here would have seen 'em I reckon and they're not all military. What? So shoot me... 
__________________ "When you go home tomorrow, don't expect anyone to know what you have been through. Even if they did know, most people probably wouldn't care anyway. Some of you may get the medals you deserve, many more of you will not. But remember this, all of you are now members of the front-line club, and that is the most exclusive club in the world." - Lt. Col. Matthew Maer CO 1st Battalion, the Princess of Wale's Royal Regiment. Camp Abu Naji, Oct. 2004  To those in that club. |
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10-09-2005, 01:53 PM
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#24 | | Der Crewchief
Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Ansbach, Germany
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Country: | I like the Virgin/Slut one. 
__________________ US Army Blackhawk Crewchief 2000-2006 Classic ww2aircraft.net quotes: fly boy said: "isn't that the first jet bomber? becasue i have flown one in a flight sim before and i know how it handles" "wait what ok who made the b-2 crash come on people that messed up its a b-2" "ah yes the mistel those things are so annoying is games and in real life" |
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10-09-2005, 02:14 PM
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#25 | | World Traveler
Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Royal Deeside/St Andrews, Scotland, UK
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__________________ "Success is not Final, Failure is not Fatal, it is the Courage to Continue that Counts"
Sir Winston Churchill "To him the People of the World Largely owe the Freedom and Liberties they Enjoy Today"
Enscription on Hugh Dowding's (AOC Fighter Command 1936-40) statue in London Moderator WW2 Talk: A WW2 Discussion Forum My Photo Collections on Flickr |
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10-09-2005, 02:41 PM
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#26 | | Konfused with a 'K'
Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Turin, Italy
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__________________ with my one last gaping breath id apologise for bleeding on your shirt... |
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10-09-2005, 03:34 PM
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#27 | | Der Crewchief
Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Ansbach, Germany
Posts: 30,201
Country: | Yeah I dont care if they are Virgins or Sluts, I love them all!
Okay that was dumb! 
__________________ US Army Blackhawk Crewchief 2000-2006 Classic ww2aircraft.net quotes: fly boy said: "isn't that the first jet bomber? becasue i have flown one in a flight sim before and i know how it handles" "wait what ok who made the b-2 crash come on people that messed up its a b-2" "ah yes the mistel those things are so annoying is games and in real life" |
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10-09-2005, 04:15 PM
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#28 | | "Shooter"
Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Moorpark, CA
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Country: | Just remember the difference between a slut and a bitch. A slut sleeps with everyone. A bitch sleeps with everyone, but you! 
__________________ http://www.vg-photo.com Wherever their bones may lie, the courage of heroes is consecrated in the hearts and engraved in the history of the free. Lt Col Honner DSO MC, 39th Commander speaking of the dead from the battle of Kokoda. |
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10-09-2005, 04:17 PM
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#29 | | World Traveler
Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Royal Deeside/St Andrews, Scotland, UK
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__________________ "Success is not Final, Failure is not Fatal, it is the Courage to Continue that Counts"
Sir Winston Churchill "To him the People of the World Largely owe the Freedom and Liberties they Enjoy Today"
Enscription on Hugh Dowding's (AOC Fighter Command 1936-40) statue in London Moderator WW2 Talk: A WW2 Discussion Forum My Photo Collections on Flickr |
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10-09-2005, 05:43 PM
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#30 | | He who does not skim
Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Halifax, Nova Scotia
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Country: | But fellas...God is a sock! A freakin' sock!  |
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