The Lastest South African Joke! -CIA created AIDS

[eddie_brunette]

Durban - British intelligence organisation MI5 and the United States' Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) are the masters of South Africa's elite crime fighting unit, the Scorpions, a public hearing into their dissolution heard in Durban on Tuesday.

Sam Kikine, the head of the International Traditional and Medicine Research Council, accused these two organisations of controlling the Scorpions.

"Why have the Scorpions not investigated [chemical warfare expert] Wouter Basson and the CIA who have created this Aids? The Scorpions are working for MI5 and the CIA and not for South Africa," he told the hearing at the Umlazi Indoor Sports Complex.

Kikine claimed that the Scorpions were loaded with apartheid era "special branch" operatives, who had also been responsible for the death of activist and lawyer Griffiths Mxenge, who was assassinated in 1981.

Kikine said the council was supporting the proposed legislation to replace the Directorate of Special Operations, known as the Scorpions, with a new division within the South African Police Service, known as the Directorate for Priority Crime Investigation.

The hearings earlier kicked off amid singing and toyi-toying amid a heavy police presence. A crowd of about 80 Congress of South African Trade Unions (Cosatu) supporters had gathered outside the building before entering the complex singing.

Many in the crowd wore shirts bearing logos of Cosatu's various member unions, while some wore shirts in support of African National Congress President Jacob Zuma.

At one stage the crowd broke into Zuma's trademark "awulethu' mshini wami" song, taunting local Democratic Alliance supporters who had also turned up for the hearing.

South African Communist Party (SACP) provincial secretary Themba Mthembu called for the inclusion of the Scorpions into the South African Police, because "integration would streamline and strengthen capacity in the fight against crime".

He said the SACP agreed with most of the findings of the Khampepe Commission, with the exception of keeping the unit separate from the police.

The Democratic Alliance's KwaZulu-Natal safety and security spokesperson Radley Keyes called for the retention of the unit, saying that it had achieved much.

He said that one hearing in the province was insufficient and questioned whether the parliamentarians would take heed of the representations.

Keyes pointed to "the futility" of public representations of Matatiele where, despite residents' overwhelming support to remain in the province, the government had nevertheless supported the municipality's inclusion in the Eastern Cape.

African Christian Democratic Party representative Cyril George described the Scorpions as "the sunlight that exposed crime".

The SA Democratic Teachers Union secretary general Sipho "KK" Nkosi claimed that the Scorpions had been created by a political decision.

"Disbanding it requires a political decision. The Scorpions chose some prime cases because they were serving the interests of their own political masters," he said.

[ccheese]

I never heard of the Scorpions, but the myth about the CIA creating A.I.D.S.
was created by Al Sharpton and his bunch.

Charles

[ToughOmbre]

Originally Posted by ccheese

I never heard of the Scorpions, but the myth about the CIA creating A.I.D.S.
was created by Al Sharpton and his bunch.

Charles

And let's not forget about Rev. "I hate America" Wright, the man Obama loved "like an uncle".

TO

[JugBR]

Originally Posted by ccheese

I never heard of the Scorpions, but the myth about the CIA creating A.I.D.S.
was created by Al Sharpton and his bunch.

Charles

i heard the urban legend that was nazi germany that created aids and the dobermans.

[Henk]

The Scorpions are a crime fighting unit that the SA government is now going to disband and the ANC higher uppers are pushing for it because they did the whole investigation into Jacob Zuma and everyone involved with all the sh*t that is going on in this country.

Now these bunch of idiots in SA will try to get any excuse for anything they do not like and blame anything on anyone else except on them selfs. To make such a f*cking idiot of them selfs is beside my intellect. How stupid must one be?

[JugBR]

Originally Posted by Henk

The Scorpions are a crime fighting unit that the SA government is now going to disband and the ANC higher uppers are pushing for it because they did the whole investigation into Jacob Zuma and everyone involved with all the sh*t that is going on in this country.

Now these bunch of idiots in SA will try to get any excuse for anything they do not like and blame anything on anyone else except on them selfs. To make such a f*cking idiot of them selfs is beside my intellect. How stupid must one be?

do they act like fbi ? i read a text from bbc that compares them with the fbi.

"the s.a. response to fbi"

[Henk]

Originally Posted by JugBR

do they act like fbi ? i read a text from bbc that compares them with the fbi.

"the s.a. response to fbi"

Yes, you can compare them with the FBI.

[Njaco]

At one stage the crowd broke into Zuma's trademark "awulethu' mshini wami" song, taunting local Democratic Alliance supporters who had also turned up for the hearing.

Government By Riot. Novel idea.

[Henk]

No mate we must not say that they are idiots, it is all Apartheids fault. Everything is blamed on Apartheid these days. LOL

[Bearcat]

Originally Posted by ccheese

I never heard of the Scorpions, but the myth about the CIA creating A.I.D.S.
was created by Al Sharpton and his bunch.

Charles

Not so.... that actually got started partly by this book among others..


Sharpton only fueled some flames that were already lit.

[Gnomey]

Could it actually get anymore ridiculous, its just incomprehensible some of things they say there nowadays.

[Henk]

Nelson Mandela said on the 46664 concert in the UK that SA can never be run without white people at the wheel. Now that is something to think about.