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My fellow Americans:
As your future President I want to thank my supporters for your mindless ... |
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06-12-2008, 02:12 PM
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A THANK YOU LETTER
My fellow Americans:
As your future President I want to thank my supporters for your mindless support of me, despite my complete lack of any legislative achievement, my pastor's relations with Louis Farrakhan and Libyan dictator Moamar Quadafi, or my blatantly leftist voting record while I present myself as some sort of bi-partisan agent of change.
I also like how my supporters claim my youthful drug use and criminal behavior somehow qualifies me for the Presidency after eight years of claiming Bush's youthful drinking disqualifies him. Your hypocrisy is a beacon of hope shining over a sea of political posing.
I would also like to thank the Kennedy's for coming out in support of me. There's a lot of glamor behind the Kennedy name, even though JFK started the Vietnam War, his brother Robert illegally wiretapped Martin Luther King, Jr. and Teddy killed a female employee with whom he was having an extra marital affair and who was pregnant with his child. And I'm not going anywhere near the cousins, both literally and figuratively.
And I'd like to thank Oprah Winfrey for her support. Her love of meaningless empty platitudes will be the force that propels me to the White House.
Americans should vote for me, not because of my lack of experience or achievement, but because I make people feel good. Voting for me causes some white folk to feel relieved of their imagined, racist guilt.
I say things that sound meaningful, but don't really mean anything because Americans are tired of things having meaning. If things have meaning, then that means you have to think about them.
Americans are tired of thinking. It's time to shut down the brain, and open up the heart. So when you go to vote, remember, don't think, just do. And do it for me.
Thank You.
Barack Hussein Obama, Jr
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06-12-2008, 03:19 PM
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06-12-2008, 03:27 PM
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Country: | Hey B. Hussein, you forgot to thank those two Weathermen pieces of sh*t, Willliam Ayres and Bernadine Dohrn.
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06-12-2008, 06:50 PM
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Country: | TO, you beat me to it!!
Hey, Olabama, I know who you can pick for Homeland Security chief - Sandy the burglar. He knows all about security.
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06-12-2008, 07:19 PM
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06-12-2008, 07:28 PM
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Country: | You guys sure are hard on the man.... 
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06-12-2008, 07:35 PM
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06-13-2008, 02:29 AM
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Country: | What does Obama want, make it less great or greater than greatest, whatever that means.
Obama really tries his magic voice on everybody, and what worries me is that if Jeremiah Wright can't bring him down, who can?
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06-13-2008, 06:06 PM
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Country: | When a man like B. Hussein sells his soul to the devils of the raw sewage of Chicago politics (Wright, Ayres, Dohrn etc.) to establish himself, he has already lost any respect that I could ever have for him.
Look up his positions on the isuues or his voting record. He is, without a doubt, the most far left individual to ever run for the office of president.
God help America if he wins.
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06-13-2008, 08:16 PM
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06-13-2008, 09:36 PM
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Country: | Chavez for Secretary of State!!!
Well, I know where my vote is going!!!
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06-14-2008, 03:52 AM
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06-14-2008, 01:22 PM
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Country: | It is your business Milos in a world sense. While you cannot vote, his foreign policy will have world effects. And that should scare you.
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06-20-2008, 02:42 AM
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Country: | Why should it scare me? I'm not afraid of him nor of his policies.
But now I must ask you, what is his foreign policy? | |
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06-20-2008, 07:03 AM
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| Good question. With him spouting change this change that the question is what are you going to change?,how are you going to change whatever? and whats this change going to cost my wallet?..
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