Why I'm voting for McCain

[syscom3]

I know this is a joke, but there is a bit of truth to it!



The current Presidential Race

On one side, you have a “Bitch” who is a lawyer, married to a lawyer, and a lawyer who is married to a “Bitch” who is a lawyer.

On the other side, you have a true war hero married to a woman with a huge chest who owns a beer distributorship.

Is there a contest here?”

[freebird]

Syscom I've been listening to all the fools on talk radio today

Something like this "I'm a conservative republican, and I don't like McCain, he aint conservative enough, so I'll vote for Obama"

This kind of logic made alot of sense to me, so I thought

I don't like my feet, I get blisters after running & I'm tired of having to cut the nails

So I'll just get a hacksaw & cut 'em off

Makes about as much sense.....

[FLYBOYJ]

Here ya go.....

After long and serious thought, I have decided to endorse Senator John McCain for President.I have always voted for the person and have not voted for anyone because some political party was telling me who I should vote for.

We all know the choices by now and, that said, I do believe that the process of selecting a chief executive is deeply flawed. The words "money" and "special interests" come to mind, among many others.

Here's the way I see it:

Barack Obama, you are a fine public speaker. You are also an extremely liberal Senator from the State of Illinois , which has a long and rich history of political corruption of the first magnitude. You are indeed a child of that system.

You have finally insulted my intelligence far beyond my capacity to tolerate your insults. It has nothing at all to do with your skin color. As a matter of fact, it would be so COOL to finally have an African-American for President. What a great statement that would be to the entire world that we are indeed the greatest country on earth!

But, unfortunately, General Colin Powell is not running, and YOU are NOT the man for this job!

Barack baby, you want me to believe that you have never heard the sermons of your own pastor, the Right Reverend "G-- D--- America" Jeremiah Wright. It is a matter of record that this has been your church for over 20 years. It is a matter of record that you were married there by this very pastor, and that your children were baptized there.

The good Reverend saw fit to visit Khadafy in Libya with you and to give a lifetime achievement award to Louis Farrakhan, of all people.

We have all now seen excerpts of his sermons all over the airwaves by now. And you have publicly stated that this man IS your "spiritual mentor".

BUT, your pastor is NOT the reason I am NOT voting for you. His words were disturbing enough, but it is your own HUGE church congregation, seen jumping, hooting and howling to his words in the background that disturb me the most. And please don't tell me you attended church there and never once heard a "discouraging word" in the 20 years you attended there. Don't tell me, that in addition to the good reverend, that you are now not having anything to do with all those other people seen hooting and howling out in the audience in the background of his fiery tirades.

Even Oprah Winfrey got dis gusted and walked out. I am no Oprah fan, but still she did the right thing.

Now YOU look me in the eye and ask me to believe that you never heard such language in all the years you attended there! This is like me telling you that I attended dozens of Klan rallies and never once heard the "N" word. Yep. And Bill Clinton "did not inhale".

Yes, Mr. Obama, we all have friends who have said stupid things that embarrassed us, but NOW you have asked me to believe something that is so incredibly stupid that you are telling me that I am just stupid enough to believe you. THAT is the main reason that I will never vote for you. I am deeply sorry, that in a county teeming with enormously talented African Americans who would make a good President, that the political system has chosen YOU. You are a pathetic and plastic excuse for an American, who will not even salute the Flag during the Pledge of Allegiance. God forbid you ever get near the Oval Office.

Now, did I mention Bill Clinton?

AH YES! This brings us to MRS. WILLIAM JEFFERSON CLINTON, who this candidate really is, in spite of all the other names she may care to call herself. This "feminist" piece of work of course would like to be referred to as MS. and we all know who wears the pant suit in that family.

MS. Clinton, (sugar), it is just as depressing to realize that there are dozens of women who would also make great Presidents. But, fortunately, the horrible state of the selection process has selected YOU. Ms. Clinton, I'm sorry, but you could not tell the truth if we water boarded your worthless A--!

Still you play the role of the "embarrassed but dignified noble wife". What utter malarky! I am not voting for you for a world of reasons, but the main one is the same as my not voting for Senator Obama. You persistently insult my intelligence. It COULD be conceivably possible that you did not know about Monica Lewinsky, extremely remote, but possible if we stretch our imaginations a bit. But you turn around and then ask me to believe that you also did not know about Paula Jones and the legion of other women who were chewed up and spit out by your lecherous excuse for a husband. Puleese turn off this broken record !!!

But let's set aside your hubby's flagrant pecadillos. The real reason I will never vote for you is that I don't think the country can survive EIGHT MORE YEARS of Whitewater, Travelgate, Filegate, Sandy Berger stuffing his socks with classified intelligence, Janet Reno's goon squad, and the myriad other corruptions that seem to stick to you like your ugly face. So our former President can't keep his d### in his pants. The REAL issue is that he committed perjury under oath when he lied about it and the pathetically-attempted coverup that followed.

Like you, he is totally incapable of telling the truth. He could not do it if you tortured him, and in voting for you, we would get the BOTH of you, all over again. The same folks who could have taken out Osama Bin Laden over 3,000 dead Americans ago !

And please stop telling me that you have "8 years of experience" to lead us. You were the freakin' first lady already, not the Commander in Chief. Jeez ! The sum of your "experience" is that of the most worrisome and incompetent meddling in the history of the White House. You even cursed your pitiful staff and the Secret Service agents who were and still are unfortunately charged with risking their lives to protect your worthless, thieving hide, and all at the expense of other people who have to work for a living.

Your single pathetic platform is to finance the illegal drugs, alcoholism and bad habits of the very lowest and most irresponsible freeloaders in America and to then "garnish the wages" (your own words) of every law-abiding and hard-working American to pay for it. This disaster you refer to as "Universal Health Care". Where have you been the last 30 years? Did you not see that socialism is a failure wherever it has been tried? Did you not notice that the Soviet Union has collapsed since it gave no reward to those who worked the hardest for the fruits of their own labors to pay for those who will not??

It is interesting to see all the dead bodies that you and your hubby have left in your wake. Suicides, mysterious deaths, cover-ups that make Richard Nixon look like a rank amateur. The utter contempt and unbelievable arrogance of some of your strongest supporters, most notably the recently resigned and disgraced Governor Eliot Spitzer, the epitome of hypocritical and malevolent arrogance gone wild, one of your most ardent, wealthy and powerful political supporters. A man the news media refuses to admit IS a "super delegate" in your own political machine, a fine example of your own "adopted" state of New York . No wonder you moved there to run for Senator ! The environment there is perfect for the likes of you !

Yes, I would vote for a woman, but I will NOT vote for YOU !

[FLYBOYJ]

Part II

Which leaves us with Senator John McCain.

John, you are a flawed man. You are a bit old, a bit looney, and you have a notoriously bad temper. This perfectly qualifies you, in my humble opinion, to lead us for the next eight years. I WANT your trembling hand on the nuclear button.

Think about it.

We have Kim Jong IL, Chavez and Ahmadenijad all running around like lunatics, threatening America and threatening to plunge the world into nuclear Armageddon. We have Putin and the Chinese blustering and rattling their sabres at us. I want John McCain in the Oval Office and I want him to be really pissed off at all these other nut jobs around the planet.

John, once you are elected, I want you to go into the Oval Office and throw one of your perfect FITS. Jump up and down and throw something through a plate glass window. Rip the drapes down and foam at the mouth a bit. And I want the whole thing on camera so that Ahmadinejad can see it. I want ALL of these "world leaders" to lay awake at night and to break out in a cold sweat every time they think of messing with the United States of America .

I want the nuclear button sitting right next to the alarm clock on your night stand. I want pictures of this to be sent to Iran , Russia , China , Venezuela , Cuba , Libya , Syria , Pakistan , and those other a%$holes in the sheets, the Saudis.

On the domestic front, poor John did try and reach across the aisle to the opposition in a desperate effort to compromise and to get the Congress to do something. You may not agree with his efforts, but at least he TRIED. For all his efforts, all he got handed to him was his head in a basket. The liberals are pissed at him and the conservatives are pissed at him. Just my kinda guy.

I predict that John will select Senator Joe Lieberman as his running mate. Good choice. I want a JEW whose memory of the Holocaust is still fresh in his mind and who is royally pissed off at all of these towel-headed morons in the Middle East to be the next in line if something should happen to John. Shalom, Vice President Joe. One heartbeat from the Oval Office.

Finally. John McCain knows on a most personal level what it is to suffer horrible torture for years and to see others die, right in front of you, for their love of America . When you ask him about it, he will tell you that what he did was "nothing special". Even more incredibly, he states that ANY American who truly loves his country would do exactly the same as he did in that situation. You and I will have a hard time believing that, but the real point is that John McCain believes that about the "average American", and that, dear friends and neighbors, is why I will cast my one poor ballot for on election day for John McCain -- warts and all.

[Soundbreaker Welch?]

John, once you are elected, I want you to go into the Oval Office and throw one of your perfect FITS. Jump up and down and throw something through a plate glass window. Rip the drapes down and foam at the mouth a bit. And I want the whole thing on camera so that Ahmadinejad can see it. I want ALL of these "world leaders" to lay awake at night and to break out in a cold sweat every time they think of messing with the United States of America .

Amen brother!

[chuckn49]

Awesome post, FlyBoyJ, and one I can agree with whole-heartedly. I love how you develop your reasoning in coming to support John McCain. It was like reading a well written novel. I was a somewhat reluctant supporter of John McCain during our primary here in New Hampshire. Many of my friends were Mitt Romney supporters and thought I would be, too, because he seemed to espouse views more like mine. In truth, there are several areas where John McCain and I part ways such as his support for what I consider draconian and ill-conceived Global Warming policies. I am far from convinced of its threat or its cause and certainly do not think we know what to do about it, if anything can be done. I also disagree with his McCain-Feingold Campaign Reform. I favor a more open, unrestricted approach that basically says, "I don't care who gives money to a candidate or how much or how often. I think the only requirement is that they and their donation amounts always be made public immediately." Let the people decide if they approve or don't approve of any particular candidate's supporters. I disagree with Sen. McCain on other issues as well so my friends were surprised with my support of him. To this, I replied, "I may disagree with John McCain on many things but, I respect him which is more than I can say about some people with whom I agree more." No president will ever do everything I want and thank God for that -- we'd probably be in worse shape if they did. But, I am old fashioned enough to want someone in that office who is honorable and worthy of respect. I believe John McCain's whole life embodies that as much or more than any candidate in my lifetime. As for whether it is time for America to have a Black or Woman President, I can only answer that I would like this land to be one where an individual becomes President because of their character, their values and their ideas not their race or their gender. I want and pray we have the best person for president, not the most politically correct. For those who insist it is "time for a female or black president", all I can answer is: "Is it time for a bad woman or black president?" I am old enough to remember when we elected the first Catholic President -- he turned out to be a disaster, IMHO, and we've not elected another Catholic since despite the myths that have grown up around his presidency.

[freebird]

Originally Posted by FLYBOYJ

Which leaves us with Senator John McCain.

John, you are a flawed man. You are a bit old, a bit looney, and you have a notoriously bad temper. This perfectly qualifies you, in my humble opinion, to lead us for the next eight years. I WANT your trembling hand on the nuclear button. We have Kim Jong IL, Chavez and Ahmadenijad all running around like lunatics, threatening America and threatening to plunge the world into nuclear Armageddon. We have Putin and the Chinese blustering and rattling their sabres at us. I want John McCain in the Oval Office and I want him to be really pissed off at all these other nut jobs around the planet.

Great post Flyboy!

Originally Posted by FLYBOYJ

I want the nuclear button sitting right next to the alarm clock on your night stand..

I have a mental image of this.....

[syscom3]

And I liked him only because his wife is good looking and she's a beer distributor.

I'm humbled by you guys.

[cougar32d]

damn....that was good!

[FLYBOYJ]

Actually folks someone sent that to me and I believe many voters will start thinking that was based on the way Obama and Clinton continue to b!tch fight.

[renrich]

Sys, I agree with the clear and searing logic in your post. Kidding aside, Flyboy, great post and well thought out. I would add one observation about Obama; I truly believe that he is a Marxist and a racist. If I believed in such things, I could almost be convinced that he is a plant, a "Manchurian Candidate."

[machine shop tom]

The so-called "conservatives" (Limbaugh comes to mind) are too busy puffing out their chests and bashing McCain to realize that he is the GOP nominee because the real thinking American public had enough sense to realize that the other GOP candidates had no chance in a national election. McCain may not be the perfect GOP candidate, but the people in the middle of the political spectrum, most of the electorate, will be more likely to vote for him than somebody more conservative.

tom

[ToughOmbre]

Great post FLYBOYJ!

Long story short. I'm voting for McCain because he is a LEADER.

And B. Hussein and the Arkansas She-Devil make Karl Marx look like Barry Goldwater.

TO

[ccheese]

Great post, Joe. Agree with you 100 percent. I especially like the part
about General Colin Powell. If he were to run on ANY ticket, he's be a
shoo-in !

Charles

[Njaco]

Couldn't have said it better, Fly!! My reasons exactly.

And if anyone noticed its the dems and the media that are throwing race and feminism into the mix. And they are tearing themselves apart because of it.

Would I vote for a QUALIFIED woman or minority? You bet! But liberals will never understand that.