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11-13-2004, 11:25 AM
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#241 | | Konfused with a 'K'
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Country:  | Why not? You build nice strong biceps after a while, so you can punch the guards and leg it...
And im sorry lanc, Sagaris will not be coming back. I tried to wish myself a happy birthday with him but I forgot the password 
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11-13-2004, 11:30 AM
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#242 | | Minister of Whoopass
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Country:  | You dont make any money at ditch digging.... And ur back goes bad after 3 years.....
Jerking off gives u really strong forearms... U gonna do that for a living????
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11-13-2004, 11:32 AM
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11-13-2004, 12:59 PM
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#244 | | Master of Ewes
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Country:  | or repetitive strain injury in your case..............
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11-13-2004, 01:01 PM
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#245 | | Minister of Whoopass
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Country: | Yea strain on the eyes cause hes usin a magnifiying glass to see what goin on down there....
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11-13-2004, 03:07 PM
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Country: | Where as you need a complex mirror arrangement to see past yo' fat american belly
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11-13-2004, 04:36 PM
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#247 | | Minister of Whoopass
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Country: | Hehe, if I was fat that woulda been alot funnier... On the other hand, it is commonly known worldwide that the British population she smallest average penis size next to Orientals....
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11-13-2004, 05:11 PM
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Where the hell do they get these lists?
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11-13-2004, 06:37 PM
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#249 | | Minister of Whoopass
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In America, they get them from polling street hookers in Times Square, New York City.....
In Japan, they polled Tokyo giesha girls....
In Brasil, they polled the thong wearin hotties of Rio.....
In Germany, they polled several thousand big breasted, beer stein carrying blondies....
In Britian, they went and polled all the Local and Territorial Sheep Herders and Wool Shearers.....
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11-14-2004, 06:05 AM
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#250 | | Master of Ewes
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if that wasn't so funny i may have taken offence at that
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11-14-2004, 09:09 AM
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#251 | | Minister of Whoopass
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11-14-2004, 01:47 PM
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Originally Posted by lesofprimus Hehe, if I was fat that woulda been alot funnier... On the other hand, it is commonly known worldwide that the British population she smallest average penis size next to Orientals.... | I choose not to be part of the British population, they might send on my personal details to third parties...
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11-17-2004, 01:18 PM
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#253 | | Master of Ewes
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Country: | i don't really think you have that choice CC...........
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11-17-2004, 02:02 PM
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#254 | | Konfused with a 'K'
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11-19-2004, 01:31 PM
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#255 | | Master of Ewes
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