| "What did you do last weekend Napolean" "I hunted wolverines with my Uncle"
"How many did you get" "like 20"
"what kind of did you use" "A friggin Twelve Gauge what did you think?!?"
__________________ Corporal: "Hmm. it's quiet. too quiet."
BANG!
Same Corporal: "Now it's suddenly too loud. I preferred it when it was quiet." |