 | Germans demand apology for allied bombing raids| WW2 General Discuss Germans demand apology for allied bombing raids in the World War II - General forums; Originally Posted by Medvedya
Oh - not nice. Stories like that....
Have you heard about the guy in Scotland who tried ... |
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11-12-2004, 12:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Medvedya Oh - not nice. Stories like that....
Have you heard about the guy in Scotland who tried to wack off using a honeydew melon?
He decided, to give it that 'full real' sensation, to warm it up in the microwave first, before carving out a hole to fit the wee fella into.
Except he overlooked one thing. The melon cooked from the inside out, so the middle was roasting hot. You could hear the scream as far away as Kirkwall it was said, and he had a humiliating, and uncomfortable two week stay in hospital for 2nd degree burns. | Heard that before, damn funny 
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11-12-2004, 12:17 PM
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11-12-2004, 12:20 PM
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Originally Posted by cheddar cheese Man jailed after shooting his testicles Tue 13 July, 2004 19:28
LONDON (Reuters) - A British man who accidentally shot himself in the testicles after drinking 15 pints of beer has been jailed for five years for possessing an illegal firearm, a court spokesman says. |    Oh Puh-leez, that has got to be punishment enough! | |
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11-12-2004, 12:23 PM
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Well at least the other prisoners wont have to worry about picking up the soap in front of him 
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11-12-2004, 12:28 PM
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11-12-2004, 12:37 PM
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11-12-2004, 01:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Medvedya I'm guessing that you know the rest! | Ooooooooo! Tell me! Tell me!  | |
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11-12-2004, 02:22 PM
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11-12-2004, 03:17 PM
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11-12-2004, 03:37 PM
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May god help us all if he does decide to explain....
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