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I went skydiving today for the first time. This guy steps on the plane, sits, and the plane takes off. At 5000ft he straps himself to me and we jumped out the open door. As we plummeted to the earth he turned to me and said: "So, how long have you been an instructor?"
What if he had told you on the way down that he really got turned on by your aftershave...
 

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