razor1uk
Staff Sergeant
Ok, its a little bit past easter, but heres an Egg flavoured post...
If you think life is bad, how would you like to be an egg?
You only get laid once!
You only get smashed once!
It takes 4 minutes to get hard!
Only 2 minutes to get soft!
You share a box with 5 other guys!
After 3 minutes in the hot tub, you get your head smashed in and then a good poking by a load of soldiers!
But worst of all, the only chick thay ever sat on your face was your mother!
So cheer up, your life ain't that bad!
Happy Easter!
If you think life is bad, how would you like to be an egg?
You only get laid once!
You only get smashed once!
It takes 4 minutes to get hard!
Only 2 minutes to get soft!
You share a box with 5 other guys!
After 3 minutes in the hot tub, you get your head smashed in and then a good poking by a load of soldiers!
But worst of all, the only chick thay ever sat on your face was your mother!
So cheer up, your life ain't that bad!
Happy Easter!