Matt308
Glock Perfection
BB, that's funny.Me? Arthritis. My hands look like somebody beat them with a hammer.
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BB, that's funny.Me? Arthritis. My hands look like somebody beat them with a hammer.
Vic Balshaw
Major General
More like upset me and I cannot express the words that exploded when I trapped my finger in the patio sliding door cutting the nail under the cuticle and it hurt like hell. That was some 3 hours ago and it's throbbing viciously now.........
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OUCH! Strewth mate....can't trust them sliding doors...
BikerBabe
Senior Master Sergeant
Cold water, or ice cubes in a cloth, Vic - that oughta remove the worst pain and swelling.
Hope your finger gets well soon. *pat pat pat*
Hope your finger gets well soon. *pat pat pat*
vikingBerserker
Lieutenant General
Cold water, ice cubes in a glass, with some bourbon added does a much better job!
Yikes Vic, that made my cheeks pucker.
SpitfireKing
Airman 1st Class
Some jerks overuse of cheap cologne, ack, my nose burns, eyes are tearing up and I think I'm delusional!
SpitfireKing
Airman 1st Class
And another one, in the same exact spot, oh gah!
Bucksnort101
2nd Lieutenant
Accidentally biting my own finger, while munching a salad leaf. Ouch!
OK, just how do you bite your own finger while eating salad? I've tried to picture it in my mind but just can't figure it out. Do they have forks in Europe
Or were you just craving some protein with your salad?
BikerBabe
Senior Master Sergeant
OK, just how do you bite your own finger while eating salad? I've tried to picture it in my mind but just can't figure it out. Do they have forks in Europe
lol okay here goes:
I was preparing a couple of sandwiches - y'know, baguettes, cheese, ham, tomato slices, cucumber slices and salad leaves all made ready and put on a plate for assembling on the baguettes, when I took half a leaf of salad and started eating it - and promptly bit my own finger. Yelp!
A quick survey on FB showed me that I'm not alone in performing this particular "stunt", several of my female friends has done this too - so at least I'm not alone.
Bucksnort101
2nd Lieutenant
Ah, the hand sandwich bites again
BikerBabe
Senior Master Sergeant
O yes.
Airframes
Benevolens Magister
Ah, now I understand! Female bites finger - lettuce leaf mistaken for long finger nail ?!!
I'm heading for the door ......... again !!
I'm heading for the door ......... again !!
BikerBabe
Senior Master Sergeant
Dear Terry.
1. I don't have long finger nails - they break too easily.
2. Conclusion: I eat too fast when I'm really hungry.
3. Yes you are.
1. I don't have long finger nails - they break too easily.
2. Conclusion: I eat too fast when I'm really hungry.
3. Yes you are.
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Vic Balshaw
Major General
Did both folks, thanks. Left hand held the iced Bacardi while right with injured index finger was wrapped in ice pack. As for said finger, still hot and swollen but throbbing has eased thanks to tonight's helping of the hard stuff.
Not my week though, snapped the pilots canopy on the Roc in half today. Have glued it and will let it set completely over the next couple of days then see if I can sand it clear again. But have also sent email to CMK kits hoping to get replacement.
SpitfireKing
Airman 1st Class
Have to run about finding more than a dozen people on campus here at NIACC in case they don't use their freaking e-mail.
Bucksnort101
2nd Lieutenant
I must have dreamt about getting hit by a bus or a train in my sleep last night! Woke up this morning with a sore neck, shoulders, back, and throbbing left foot!!! What the heck?
waking up early....it's friggin' Sat'dy wanted a good sleep in...
BikerBabe
Senior Master Sergeant
Well- ever dreamt that you got attacked by a huge rabid dog?
I did, and halfway sleeping, half awake, I tossed the sheets over the head of the dream dog and kicked with one leg as hard as I could - at the dream dog - only to wake up mid-air, and hitting the floor hard. Oof!
I had kicked so hard that I fell out of bed!
The one good thing here?
At least I didn't kick the wall hard!
Maestro
Master Sergeant
I had about the same dream over 10 years ago... Except I was being chased by a lion in an African field.
Woke up laying on my belly with both of my legs in the air to then kick the matress as hard as I could.
Woke up laying on my belly with both of my legs in the air to then kick the matress as hard as I could.
Friggin' being out most of the day and not getting much modelling time in..
